"LIFESAVERS" The children began to identify the flavors by their color:Red.....................CherryYellow..................LemonGreen..................LimeOrange ...............OrangeFinally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers. None of the children could identify the taste.The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father.'One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!The teacher had to leave the room!