Even though no one is here.I am traveling and I want to order room service. I especially want to order room service because of this morning's uterine drama, as I'd like to lay in bed, watch TV, and do work. For some reason the hotel room I'm in doesn't have a room service menu. And at this point, I'm too hungry to wait for them to deliver up a menu, decide what I want, and then wait another 30+ minutes for the food to get to me. So it's down to the restaurant I go.