Since Matt is working tonight and my friends are busy, I am laying on the couch like a fat lazy cat watching The Real Housewives of Atlanta marathon and laughing/holding back my snark attacks over the posts on the NEY board. Instead of being a meanie and disrupting my good karma, I'm going to start a poll. On TRHoA, the blonde chick Kim had some crazy sparkly heels on and I thought "I wish I could wear shoes like that!". So ladies, if you could have one SUPERFICIAL wish come true, what would it be? F*** world peace, winning a million dollars, and feeding the children. Be shallow! Obviously, my wish is that I could walk in 5 inch stilletos and strut my stuff without looking like an elephant balancing on stilts. I can't even wear regular heels that don't have ankle straps because for some unknown reason I cannot walk in any sort of pump-type heel.
Pipe down, you had your chance!