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Pole: Thing you do that your FI/H dislikes

Rich seriously hates when I touch his bely button; he said it feels like I'm going to shove my finger through his stomach. So, of course, I always go strait for the belly button. What do you do that your FI/H can't stand?
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Re: Pole: Thing you do that your FI/H dislikes

  • DH's belly button is also off limits...which only makes me want to go for it!He hates certain foods and hisses at them like an irritated cat when I make them.  Eggplant, asparagus, and sweet potatoes are the main offenders.
  • Rach, I go for the belly button as well. And the nips. He hates when I touch the nips.
  • I talk really loud, especially when Im close to his ears. I dont do it intentionally, it just happens.
  • Omg Rach I love you!I poke dh's belly button all the time, he says it makes him need to pee. I don't know why I think it's fun but I really really can't resist it.I also have a tendency to get really talkative when we lay down to go to sleep.
  • I rub his little (big) bear belly and call it a "bear belly."  He is not amused but it makes me laugh!He also hates when I call his underwear panties.  But, I say it like, "paawwntees."  Again, not amused.
  • I interrupt him a lot when we're having a conversation.  I don't mean to do it and I always apologize, but he hates it!
  • He hates when I say "sorry" about things I haven't done. I say it in empathy, not regret. I got really really used to taking the blame for a lot in my "other" relationship and it's second nature to apologize for everything. I gotta stop it.
  • I just made a go for the belly button about 5 minutes ago. He freaked out like a little kid, and cut my finger with his man-nails. But this will not stop me from doing it in the future.
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  • Ditto on the belly button thing! He gets so paranoid about it.
  • I stress/worry excessively and this really bugs DH. He tells me I need to chill out quite often.I need everything to be neat and tidy, while he is a messy person. The fact that I like things in their places drives him nuts.I also talk very loudly, Nebb. And I get a bit offended whenever he points it out - it's just how I talk!
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  • I'm a poker/picker.  Got a bump? I'm gonna poke it. I do it to myself, so I don't think anything about it and half the time, I don't even realize I'm doing it.I try to get away with flaking off dead skin off his feet when I give him his "pedi," but he gets all huffy with me (I pretend like it was an accident, heh heh). He's afraid of all my girly facial stuff now - I put a face mask on him once; he kept talking about it burning his face - I told him to man up. When we took it off (it was one of those cloth ones with the eyes/mouth cut out and the stuff infused), his skin was all red and warm.  I felt so bad. He will only let me use a toner IF I force it on him and give him kisses. And he whines.
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  • I'm highly intrigued about the male dislike of belly button touching.
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  • I leave the light on in the bathroom.  And then when I tell him he should be more concerned about the environment, he points this out.  And then I shut up.
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  • I can't kiss his ears because it tickles.If he has to pee while driving, I can't have my hand on his leg.  He says it makes it worse.I shake my foot/leg in the car and don't notice it and he asks me to stop.Whine a lot, generally when playing WoW.
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  • I always put my wet towel on his pillow after I get out of the shower.  It started as a joke, but it's become our little joke.  He doesn't dislike it that much anymore.  But at first he'd get so annoyed.He hates when I poke that little divot by his collar bone.  But I do it all the time.

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  • Ditto on the nips thing too.  I like to pinch 'em because he squeals like a girl!
  • I like to say nips.When Mike got his pierced I would tell everyone just so I could say "nip".

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  • OH MY GOD!!!! I seriously get enraged if someone touches my belly button. It hurts! It feels like a shock going straight into my nether region, in a bad way. It makes me instantly angry or turned off. Don't ever touch my belly button Rach!! Btw...you look completely adorable with your Cheerios.
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  • He hates how I constantly ccomplain about thinking I am getting sick. He hates how long and roundabout my stories are. He hates when I repeat the same stories to him over and over.
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  • [i]Don't ever touch my belly button Rach!![/i] So are you saying this is a deal breaker? [i]Btw...you look completely adorable with your Cheerios.[/i] Aw thanks!!!
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  • I get really hyper at bedtime. He'll be half passed out and I'll practically jump on the bed, then nuzzle, and try to play....by play I mean no sex, just attention.Last night when I did this, he responded..."dear wifey, please observe the time. Love Husby!"
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  • I belch "like a man." That bugs him too.
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  • You are so cute that it won't be a deal breaker....UNLESS YOU POKE IT! Just keep your pokey little finger away from my navel and we will be all good:)
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  • i pick at my "cuticles" to an extreme degree.  i put that in quotes because it's traveled to my knuckles.
  • He hates how I constantly ccomplain about thinking I am getting sick. He hates how long and roundabout my stories are. He hates when I repeat the same stories to him over and over. Sascha, you sound exactly like FI.  These are all the things that bug me about him! ha!
  • [i]I belch "like a man."[/i] Umm. So do I. FI claims it's cool--but I think he is secretly disgusted by it.
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  • I pee with the bathroom door open.
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  • oh he also didn't like when i heckled a kid out the car window the other day.
  • He hates that I need to have the tv on for background noise, including when I go to sleep.
  • he hates that i fill our bed with chips and candy.im the belly button freak! if he even touches it, i feel like his finger is gonna jam right through my organs. eeeeeeeeewwwwwwww
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