Half of me is bored with this wedding website but half of me keeps thinking that with a little over 2 months away their is no way I'm going to give up wedding related activities. So in an effort to reignite the spark in my heart for these boards please tell me a funny story. It can be about Aunt Martha geting obnoxiously drunk at your wedding, about the kid in class who farted or about your neighbor who gets their newspaper in the nude every morning. I just want to read something entertaining.