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My cat is a hooker

So I had to cat shame her.


Clicky to enlarge and enjoy the shame.
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Re: My cat is a hooker

  • Hahaha!  This is awesome!  Not your fat lip, but your justified shaming of your cat on the internet.  I'll do this to mine the next time someone barfs a rodent carcass on the rug just before company arrives.  Well done!
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  • SwazzleSwazzle New Jersey member
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    Awwww she doesn't look too apologetic hahaha

    How'd she give you a fat lip?



  • Oh no! She looks so sweet and innocent sitting there.  My cats have scratched me before and left marks. 

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  • After work, I'll usually take a little power nap and she'll snuggle up with me. Well, on Tuesday, she started getting ready to spoon with me and instead rocketed off my face and chased her sister down the hallway. It sort of hurt, but not terribly. I woke up at 2 am with a massive lip and had to call out of work because I thought I was having some kind of allergic reaction. It's gone down considerably but is still a little puffy and painful. She never even apologized.
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  • Ha!  Sorry to hear about your lip but the public shaming is awesome. 

  • Hahahahaha.  This is hilarious.


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  • SwazzleSwazzle New Jersey member
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    My cat has decided that when the alarm goes off in the morning, that's his cue to climb from the mantle to the wardrobe and then hang out on top of the open bedroom door. He scratches the shlt out of it while he's up there and I can't even try to get him down because I'm afraid he'll fall and hurt himself (or me). 



  • I want to see this, but stupid TK mobile won't let me click the photo. I see the kitty but can't read the sign. :
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  • rdr that's hysterical!

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  • GoldenPenguinGoldenPenguin Upstate NY mod
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    Cats are just... amazing creatures.

    This one makes my apartment look like a hoarder because he insists that boxes are the BEEST EFFFING THINGS EVER MOOOOMMMMM!!

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  • SwazzleSwazzle New Jersey member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_my-cat-is-a-hooker?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:79a96f80-7120-4551-bd9d-50e3325261d3Post:92580b6d-073e-4012-b12c-7b6f71e671b0">Re: My cat is a hooker</a>:
    [QUOTE]Cats are just... amazing creatures. This one makes my apartment look like a hoarder because he insists that boxes are the BEEST EFFFING THINGS EVER MOOOOMMMMM!! Exhibit 1 Exhibit 2 Exhibit 3
    Posted by BriSox81[/QUOTE]

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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_my-cat-is-a-hooker?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:79a96f80-7120-4551-bd9d-50e3325261d3Post:92580b6d-073e-4012-b12c-7b6f71e671b0">Re: My cat is a hooker</a>:
    [QUOTE]Cats are just... amazing creatures. This one makes my apartment look like a hoarder because he insists that boxes are the BEEST EFFFING THINGS EVER MOOOOMMMMM!! Exhibit 1 Exhibit 2 Exhibit 3
    Posted by BriSox81[/QUOTE]
    We have a couple of boxes around the apartment that we are not allowed to get rid of because our girls will have a fit. I love cats but they can be such asshoIes.
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  • catrb, stitches: you have me in them.

    I wish I wasn't allergic to cats.  :(

    You all have adorable feline friends.
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  • thejucheideathejucheidea East Nashville, Tennessee member
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    My parents have a 22 pound orange tabby named Digby. He's kind of a douche. Here's Digby v. Christmas Turkey:



  • edited October 2012
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_my-cat-is-a-hooker?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:79a96f80-7120-4551-bd9d-50e3325261d3Post:92580b6d-073e-4012-b12c-7b6f71e671b0">Re: My cat is a hooker</a>:
    [QUOTE]Cats are just... amazing creatures. This one makes my apartment look like a hoarder because he insists that boxes are the BEEST EFFFING THINGS EVER MOOOOMMMMM!! Exhibit 1 Exhibit 2 Exhibit 3
    Posted by BriSox81[/QUOTE]<div>My cat oreo at my parents' house loves boxes too.  Brady is so cute!</div><div>
    </div><div>Stillwell- that is hysterical! One of mine weights about the same 22lbs!

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  • I heart this thread.  My 20lbs cat loves boxes and suitcases.  He climbs in my suitcase anytime I open it to pack.  Shortly after bf and I moved into our place we couldn't find him one day.  We looked in every closet and under every bed and he was nowhere to be found for hours.  Finally, I went back into the guest bedroom closet where he had crawled into BF's suitcase and was just hanging out like it was no big deal.


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  • I had to get on the computer to read this. OMG! Your poor lip. But your cat is very innocent looking. Your headline is a giggle maker, by the way.
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  • Bwaaahaaaahaaah!!!  I'm glad your lip is getting better, and though I could hope that your cat feels dutifully ashamed, I know that, being a cat, it'll never happen.  It's hilarious that you called her a hooker, though - I call my little shedbag a hooker quite often, too.  

    I get sick pleasure when I see her trying to snuggle up in a plastic Walmart bag only to get her head stuck in a handle, haha!  (don't worry - I supervise so the little dumdum doesn't suffocate or choke herself) 
  • Haha Oh cats.  They are so funny.  
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  • She does that all the time! My favorite though is when she gets her head stuck in the skinny paper bags used for bagging wine. She gets so freaked out.
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