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Good Morning!

Happy FRIDAY!!!

Unfortunately, I don't get to play all day today since I'm out of the office until 2-ish.
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Re: Good Morning!

  • Morning. I'm eager to get today over with. It's the team potluck and dual baby shower for 2 guys I don't even know (1 has been here awhile but isn't all that nice to me, the other just started like 2 weeks ago). I didn't contribute anything because I can't even feed myself, let alone other people and their unborn kids, so I'm going to sit at my desk and be bitter that they've made me feel bad for not joining in. I hope they start after I leave.

    But on the plus side, I get to go home today and see my mom. Book event tomorrow that I'm looking forward to.
  • Just wanted to pop In And say that I am so excited to see the ae's! looks like there's a couple good ones already!
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  • <----- Anyone want one? I'm giving them out for free today on this happy Friday. 
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  • Morning, beautiful ladies.

    HFVT, I like your artwork. 
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  • Good morning everyone! Who wants to see my schlong haul Wink
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  • Love, I'm glad you approve. Everyone, please high five my mouse vagina
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  • Don't hate me cuz I f*cked your favorite band, beer bottle in my p*ssy, let's all do a keg stand!
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    [QUOTE]Love, I'm glad you approve. Everyone, please high five my mouse vagina
    Posted by highfivevaginatime[/QUOTE]

    I'd hit that.
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  • Sup betches.
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  • Whattup skankz.
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    BITCHES AIN'T SHIT
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  • The knot is cutting off the end of peoples names and I cant tell what they are supposed to say!
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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:d54089ae-d75a-41b2-aa9d-682933a7bd0d">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
    [QUOTE]The knot is cutting off the end of peoples names and I cant tell what they are supposed to say!
    Posted by Sherkockholmes and Twatson[/QUOTE]

    <div>
    </div><div>If you click on them it will take you to the planning page and you can see the whole thing.</div>
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  • Morning cumbags.
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  • edited May 2012
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    [QUOTE]The knot is cutting off the end of peoples names and I cant tell what they are supposed to say!
    Posted by Sherkockholmes and Twatson[/QUOTE]

    <div>Because TK can suck a bag of smelly weens.  I'm 2wattyKockleWang69.  </div>
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Good Morning! : Because TK can suck a bag of smelly weens.  I'm 2wattyKockleWang69.  
    Posted by 2watty KockleWang69[/QUOTE]
    In highschool there was a rumor about a guy whos splooge came out yellow and tasted rank. I bet thats what TK's smelly ween does.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Good Morning! : If you click on them it will take you to the planning page and you can see the whole thing.
    Posted by caulknballs[/QUOTE]

    Or just look at the bottom of their post where it says "Ignore caulknballs"
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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:69e3a54a-b118-4dc5-9088-9f367d0ccfda">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
    [QUOTE]Morning cumbags.
    Posted by TittyFuhck[/QUOTE]

    <div>
    </div><div>I like your sig t!ts.</div>
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Good Morning! : I like your sig t!ts.
    Posted by caulknballs[/QUOTE]
    They like you back.
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    [QUOTE]Morning. I'm eager to get today over with. It's the team potluck and dual baby shower for 2 guys I don't even know (1 has been here awhile but isn't all that nice to me, the other just started like 2 weeks ago). I didn't contribute anything because I can't even feed myself, let alone other people and their unborn kids, so I'm going to sit at my desk and be bitter that they've made me feel bad for not joining in. I hope they start after I leave. But on the plus side, I get to go home today and see my mom. Book event tomorrow that I'm looking forward to.
    Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]
    I think you need to start doing something differently.  All you've been talking about lately is how you can't feed yourself. 
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  • TK can lick my ass and my surgery scars.
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    [QUOTE]<strong>TK can lick my ass </strong>and my surgery scars.
    Posted by JeffreeStar[/QUOTE]

    <div>I bet you'd like that.  Whore.</div>
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Good Morning! : I bet you'd like that.  Whore.
    Posted by 2watty KockleWang69[/QUOTE]

    Hey, if I can't be beautiful, I'd rather just DIE.
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:28153539-fc5d-4ca1-a714-94ba6f9892b6">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Good Morning! : I bet you'd like that.  Whore.
    Posted by 2watty KockleWang69[/QUOTE]
    I know I would.
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  • You've all been clitter-bombed!!
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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:343e293f-fbd4-4754-bf9c-841453bc537e">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
    [QUOTE]Morning. I'm eager to get today over with. It's the team potluck and dual baby shower for 2 guys I don't even know (1 has been here awhile but isn't all that nice to me, the other just started like 2 weeks ago). I didn't contribute anything because I can't even feed myself, let alone other people and their unborn kids, so I'm going to sit at my desk and be bitter that they've made me feel bad for not joining in. I hope they start after I leave. But on the plus side, I get to go home today and see my mom. Book event tomorrow that I'm looking forward to.
    Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

    <div>
    </div><div>Sesh...I love your sig pic, you and H are gorgeous!</div><div>
    </div><div>Through my lurking, I've seen that you are writing a book? What's the title? (PM me if you don't want to post it here).  I'm a huge reader and am looking for something new to read.</div>
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_snarky-brides_good-morning-244?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:17Discussion:8c265ab8-b12b-4351-908a-8a36c9f1367bPost:727c497d-5c43-4a16-904e-034f21678593">Re: Good Morning!</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Good Morning! : In highschool there was a rumor about a guy whos splooge came out yellow and tasted rank. I bet thats what TK's smelly ween does.
    Posted by Sherkockholmes and Twatson[/QUOTE]

    *puts down boston creme donut*

    morning. 
  • Good morning.

    What's for breakfast?
  • Hiiiiiiiiiii Ladiiiiiiiiees!
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