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holiday shoppers (rant)

If you don't have the mental capacity to know that oncoming through-traffic has the right of way on a major road while you are trying to turn left out of a flucking Ross' parking lot you need to EABOD and DIAF.

I don't care HOW great the sale at Dillards is, one of these days my fuse is going to be too short and I will gun it rather than slamming on my brakes and watching as the person behind me comes dangerously close because he, too had the impression that we had the right of way.

Why don't you take your senior citizen ass on down to the flucking bus station and stop endangering the roads with your '91 Oldsmobile with 14,000 miles, most of which were accrued with you barely being able to see over the steering wheel as you cause insurance rates to skyrocket.

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Re: holiday shoppers (rant)

  • Chasity08Chasity08 member
    1000 Comments Combo Breaker
    edited December 2011
    You're my hero.
  • loveshine1loveshine1 member
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    edited December 2011
    Oh God. I hate old drivers, especially around the holidays.

    And it's not just cars. They're awful with shopping carts as well. One old broad pinned me up against a freezer at Costco on Saturday.
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  • baconsmombaconsmom member
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    edited December 2011
    Bet they were from CO. No one has the right-of-way here except those coming out of businesses and minor streets. 

    If you ever turn on the news and hear someone talking about the woman they pulled away from a Corolla screaming "THE GAS PEDAL IS ON THE RIGHT, MFER! I HAD THE RIGHT OF WAY! WHERE'D YOU GET YOUR LICENSE?!" you'll know I need bail money. 
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  • TheDuckisTheDuckis member
    Seventh Anniversary 5000 Comments 25 Love Its Name Dropper
    edited December 2011
    Am I the only one who plans to hole up in my house from now until Christmas? I don't care how good the deals are on BF, you will not find me out of my warm, uncrowded bed.
  • Butter CookieButter Cookie member
    2500 Comments
    edited December 2011
    I hate holiday shopping. I was office supply shopping, TD. Dying while working? Not my idea of a way to go.
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  • redheadtmkredheadtmk member
    500 Comments
    edited December 2011
    little old ladies are by far the rudest customers where I work. dont have the right bag for thier 1950 vaccuumn? better run or you will get an earful! out of thier favorite item? you will most certainly burn in hades for that one.
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