I was invited via text to my darling cousin's "Bridal Extravaganza!" Uhhh...ok. It was last Thursday at her friend's house. She said she would have vendors on hand to keep the mood light.
I arrive with a bottle of wine and a gift. There was a Pampered Chef kitchen crap rep and a Pure Romance bedroom toys rep on hand. They did there schpiels and I thought we were done...no, they each circulated a bridal wish list. I was dumbfounded. I've never heard of or participated in anything so gift grabby.
I shouldn't have been surprised. When I recieved the wedding invitation, it didn't include an RSVP, just a request to text regrets. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?!?