"Parden me. But my fork seems to be dirty. May I please get another on?"
"Oh My God! Like, look at this? Gross. Like, there's like something stuck to my fork."
"Yo Yo Yo check this out. There's some shiznick on my fork Bee."
No words are said. You simply pick up the defiled utencle and hurl it at said wait staff. Hopeing to impale it in a fresh hot roll on their serving tray. That would be cool! |