Dear H,
You want me to make the decision on how/when/where we tell our families we're KU. Every option you have provided a pro and a con. I appreciate that. I have made my decision. Why would you launch into how no one will come if we have it our apartment? Do you REALLY want to spend a Sunday driving to Long Island and then to NJ? Really? Think of all of the summer traffic. I don't want to deal with it.
If you continue with this annoying bahavior, I will be forced to smother you with a pillow.
Also, stop over analyzing everything that you email to our Burning Man email list. These are intelligent people. They understand what "schtick" means. Don't get mad at me when I tell you to email the guy and explain yourself if you're that paranoid that he took your comment wrong. Just because he didn't reply to you doesn't mean he didn't get the joke. You're being an assss.
Your Loving Wife.
Dear Self,
Don't shake your head and sigh when you open a closet and see the box of 84 ct tampons. You knew you were at a risk of getting KU and you bought the big box anyways.
love,
Me