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I can help... all of you.

pattystangerbeechpattystangerbeech member
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Millionaire's Club International currently has over 30,000 women available for its members to date, and continues to sign up new ladies each and every day. The service is FREE to women; each woman is thoroughly screened, and receives a comprehensive personal evaluation before she is introduced to a male member. The Millionaire's Club is an international matchmaking service that caters to male and female members all around the globe.

Sorry Kody - you're out of luck.

Amber - let's talk makeovers and psych eval... and maybe.

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  • SarahPLizSarahPLiz member
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    No vendors allowed. Read the terms, k? 
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  • pattystangerbeechpattystangerbeech member
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    Vendor... honey. I'm planning my own wedding, that I called off.


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  • Perez HiltonPerez Hilton member
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    Dear Patty,

    You can't even keep a man yourself! How are you going to advise the rest of us on making it down the aisle?

    Honey please - take your heart shaped diamond and go on back to the carnival.

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  • Stackeye210Stackeye210 member
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    Don't worry Patti - Perez is just mad that you made the one guy take the stripper pole out of his living room.  He was hoping to go play
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  • ParisLovesCyParisLovesCy member
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    I need a man, Patty, not a woman.  I don't need a sugar daddy, just some eye candy, if you know what I mean.  Make sure he's got a good video camera.
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  • Perez HiltonPerez Hilton member
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    Dear Stack:

    Hatters be hattin' and you look like a Hatter today.

    Plus, I'm not mad at Patty - and that hard pAArtier with the stipper pole is so not my type. I like a little more chocolate in my cream if you know what I'm sayin'.

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  • Amber&GarymaybeAmber&Garymaybe member
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    Makeover? Have you seen me? I look GOOOOD, and could kick your ass. Try me
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  • pattystangerbeechpattystangerbeech member
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    Paris - I have the perfect man.  Now, he's not much to look at, but I hear that he's great (okay, decent) with a camera.


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  • pattystangerbeechpattystangerbeech member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_can-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:a3766670-0909-41ec-8f12-385707538af5Post:b8a2e3a4-bf6f-443a-a7c9-7ac92cd83c61">Re: I can help... all of you.</a>:
    [QUOTE]Dear Patty, You can't even keep a man yourself! How are you going to advise the rest of us on making it down the aisle? Honey please - take your heart shaped diamond and go on back to the carnival. Love, Perez Follow Perez on twitter! <a href="http://twitter.com/PEREZHILTON" rel="nofollow">http://twitter.com/PEREZHILTON</a>
    Posted by Perez Hilton[/QUOTE]

    I will bitch slap you with my heart shaped ring.

    Alright, alright... I dumped him because of the ring. Because really... who buys a heart shaped ring?
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  • Perez HiltonPerez Hilton member
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    Dear Patty:

    The real question is "who gets engaged to a man who would buy a heart shaped ring?" Don't you agree?

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  • ParisLovesCyParisLovesCy member
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    That's hot.

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  • pattystangerbeechpattystangerbeech member
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    Amber - that 10 cent hooker look went out in 1998.  I can't help you if you're not going to be open with me.

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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_can-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:a3766670-0909-41ec-8f12-385707538af5Post:05d9cb29-7f13-4422-8861-bd80fd628abe">Re: I can help... all of you.</a>:
    [QUOTE]Dear Patty: The real question is "who gets engaged to a man who would buy a heart shaped ring?" Don't you agree? Love, Perez Follow Perez on twitter! <a href="http://twitter.com/PEREZHILTON" rel="nofollow">http://twitter.com/PEREZHILTON</a>
    Posted by Perez Hilton[/QUOTE]

    Yeah, but you should see the size of his package.
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  • BristolP1990BristolP1990 member
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    Unless you can help me exorcise the demons from Levi's soul, I don't think you can really be of any help to me.
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  • Perez HiltonPerez Hilton member
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    Dear Patty:

    Isn't not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean.

    Love,
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  • pattystangerbeechpattystangerbeech member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_can-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:a3766670-0909-41ec-8f12-385707538af5Post:88424c14-feaf-49b0-b629-646a149491fd">Re: I can help... all of you.</a>:
    [QUOTE]Unless you can help me exorcise the demons from Levi's soul, I don't think you can really be of any help to me.
    Posted by BristolP1990[/QUOTE]

    I'm a 3rd generation matchmaker damnit.  I make miracles happen.
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  • BristolP1990BristolP1990 member
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    Do you think you can help my mother become president of the United States in 2012?
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  • ParisLovesCyParisLovesCy member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_can-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:a3766670-0909-41ec-8f12-385707538af5Post:5f645481-e14e-4f06-916a-f5a2dc590f8d">Re: I can help... all of you.</a>:
    [QUOTE]Dear Patty: Isn't not the size of the boat it's the motion of the ocean. Love, Perez Follow Perez on twitter! <a href="http://twitter.com/PEREZHILTON" rel="nofollow">http://twitter.com/PEREZHILTON</a>
    Posted by Perez Hilton[/QUOTE]

    You would know!
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_can-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:a3766670-0909-41ec-8f12-385707538af5Post:5896b17e-0946-4398-92bb-031ea738e4e6">Re: I can help... all of you.</a>:
    [QUOTE]Do you think you can help my mother become president of the United States in 2012?
    Posted by BristolP1990[/QUOTE]

    Good grief child, I'm a miracle worker, not God.
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  • Perez HiltonPerez Hilton member
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    Dear Paris:

    Surely everyone knows it, they've all seen your One Night in Paris video.

    Love,
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  • Amber&GarymaybeAmber&Garymaybe member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_can-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:a3766670-0909-41ec-8f12-385707538af5Post:14b5c45d-f3ed-4947-aa07-0029cb60ce5d">Re: I can help... all of you.</a>:
    [QUOTE]Amber - that 10 cent hooker look went out in 1998.  I can't help you if you're not going to be open with me.
    Posted by pattystangerbeech[/QUOTE]

    You would know. You're like, old. I already have a baby AND a fiance. What do you have? A wig made of chest hair?
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  • pattystangerbeechpattystangerbeech member
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: I can help... all of you. : You would know. You're like, old. I already have a baby AND a fiance. What do you have? A wig made of chest hair?
    Posted by Amber&Garymaybe[/QUOTE]

    Hey beetch, we both had heart shaped rings.
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  • Amber&GarymaybeAmber&Garymaybe member
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    Mine was better. Obviously.
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  • pattystangerbeechpattystangerbeech member
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_can-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:a3766670-0909-41ec-8f12-385707538af5Post:0616e102-82e6-4076-96f0-ab62d308c7ad">Re: I can help... all of you.</a>:
    [QUOTE]Mine was better. Obviously.
    Posted by Amber&Garymaybe[/QUOTE]

    Sure. If you like Walmart.
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    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_can-of?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:a3766670-0909-41ec-8f12-385707538af5Post:e5fcbff0-2b64-4492-a46a-0ca49119fdd9">Re: I can help... all of you.</a>:
    [QUOTE]Dear Stack: Hatters be hattin' and you look like a<font color="#3366ff"> Hatter</font> today. Plus, I'm not mad at Patty - and that hard pAArtier with the stipper pole is so not my type. I like a little more chocolate in my cream if you know what I'm sayin'. Love, Perez Follow Perez on twitter! <a href="http://twitter.com/PEREZHILTON" rel="nofollow">http://twitter.com/PEREZHILTON</a>
    Posted by Perez Hilton[/QUOTE]

    Hatter! Where is the Hatter. I've been looking for him ever since he threw me across the river on a hat. It was dreadful you know.
    It's all just dream, isn't it?
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  • Amber&GarymaybeAmber&Garymaybe member
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    What's wrong with Wal-Mart?
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