So at my job I have to sell life insurance, please don't flog me! Anyway, I was talking to this guy and he wanted quotes, and then proceeded to say: I'm getting this quote for my wife, but according to my theology studies I won't be around that long
Me: Well, our actuarial tables normally place a man's death at age 82
Him: Well the anti-christ is coming and I will live for 1000 years and then go to Him in heaven.
Ooooooookaaayyy..... At least it was entertaining.
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