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This pisses me off.

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    [QUOTE]Everyone knows that women are nothing without men.  And that successful single women hate sex and hate men.  And will die with 528 cats sleeping on their decomposing body.
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

    And it's totally up to the woman to "keep her man", and if he cheats - it's totally her fault.  jeesh!
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  • I would be nothing without my husband and his money.  I am just a worthless bartender who contributes nothing but good looks and huge boobs.

    I know my place.
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    [QUOTE]I would be nothing without my husband and his money.  I am just a worthless bartender who contributes nothing but good looks and huge boobs. I know my place.
    Posted by Blueyed228[/QUOTE]

    I cook dinner every night in a thong and high heels so FI will buy me things.

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    [QUOTE]I don't think I'm physically capable of whispering.  I'm doomed, eh?
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

    I'm physically incapable of anything but whispering. We'd be a great couple.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: This pisses me off. : I cook dinner every night in a thong and high heels so FI will buy me things.
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

    Me too!!  The fact that I can compose a coherent thought is such a turn-off, though.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: This pisses me off. : I cook dinner every night in a thong and high heels so FI will buy me things.
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

    I secrelty steal $100 bills out of his wallet every night.  I stash it in my tampon box.  Im saving for the day my looks fade and my boobs sag so I can get some work done and keep my man.
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  • I'm going to do a little whisper experiment with Tim tonight. If I'm going to make an ass of myself, I'd better get some good sex and maybe some chocolate.
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    [QUOTE] And will die with 528 cats sleeping on their decomposing body.
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

    <div>I'm married and probably still in danger of this happening. </div>
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  • Dating books are usually offensive to women, IMO. This book is no exception. Glad they found an audience with Faux News though.
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  • I just emailed the link to FI and asked him: "Is this true? Do I need to call you my hero and whisper sweet nothings to you in order to keep you?"

    I'll update with a response if I get one.
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    [QUOTE]I just emailed the link to FI and asked him: " Is this true? Do I need to call you my hero and whisper sweet nothings to you in order to keep you?" I'll update with a response if I get one.
    Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]

    Pretty sure mine would tell me to get in the kitchen and make him a pot pie.
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  • I already whisper slutty things in Ben's ear.  It's not because I hate feminism, though.  It's because I'm pretty much just a skank.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: This pisses me off. : Pretty sure mine would tell me to get in the kitchen and make him a pot pie.
    Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]

    I have a feeling, FI is cooking up something clever like that to say to me.

    But, we all know that if he does. I'm going to smile and whisper to him about how funny, and strong and successful he is later on.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: This pisses me off. : I cook dinner every night in a thong and high heels so FI will buy me things.
    Posted by J&K10910[/QUOTE]

    Why do I have the one husband who, when I do things like this, will say "The garbage needs taken out while you're at it. Here's a coat, it's cold outside." WTH? No "aw thanks for dinner darling, now let's get it on but hurry so my sammich doesn't burn" ?
  • WOW. One minute of this article has made me sick. Why should I have to be uncomfortable in a skirt in order to get respect. Effff that.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: This pisses me off. : Why do I have the one husband who, when I do things like this, will say "The garbage needs taken out while you're at it. Here's a coat, it's cold outside." WTH? No "aw thanks for dinner darling, now let's get it on but hurry so my sammich doesn't burn" ?
    Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

    That's my H too. He's so equal opportunity and progressive. *cough* er lazy. <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-smile.gif" border="0" alt="Smile" title="Smile" />
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  • UGH I hate stuff like this. Any man who doesn't support equal rights and equal opportunities for women is a douche and doesn't deserve to be married anyway.
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    [QUOTE]UGH I hate stuff like this. Any man who doesn't support equal rights and equal opportunities for women is a douche and doesn't deserve to be married anyway.
    Posted by K Byte[/QUOTE]

    Yes. And vice versa. Any woman who knowingly marrys a man who is like this is a douche too.
  • Oh yeah, if a woman managed to get a man using these techniques I'm not going to have much sympathy for her when he leaves her for a younger, hotter woman who's better at, like, whispering in his ear or whatever!
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  • I want to kick both of those stupid heifers square in the ladybits.  Straight vag.
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  • MrsMack10612MrsMack10612 member
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    edited December 2010
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    [QUOTE]Dating books are usually offensive to women, IMO. This book is no exception. Glad they found an audience with Faux News though.
    Posted by MarriedInAFever[/QUOTE]


    Funny thing - one of the authors is the cousin of a friend of mine from high school.

    ETA:  I don't know her, and I don't agree with her.

     

  • Sorry it's taken me so long, I had to walk barefoot from the kitchen to the computer.

    I tell FI he's handsome, he tells me I'm blind.  He tells me I'm pretty, I tell him he needs glasses. 
    If we weren't the strong independent women that we are, our FIs wouldn't want us.  I don't know about you, but I much prefer the stories where the princess either rescues herself or rescues the prince. 
  • Something is very wrong with my marriage. DH has thrown me out of the kitchen while he's cooked dinner several times.

    Sh!t, this means he's going to leave me, doesn't it? Is he possibly already having an affair? What do I do?!?!?!?!?!

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    [QUOTE]I just emailed the link to FI and asked him: " Is this true? Do I need to call you my hero and whisper sweet nothings to you in order to keep you?" I'll update with a response if I get one.
    Posted by LessThanZero[/QUOTE]

    I just did it to my H to see what he'd do. I hugged him from behind as he was sorting through some mail and whispered, "You're my hero. My life wouldn't be complete without you." He asked, "Why are you being weird?" I said, "I'm not, I'm sharing my feelings." And he said, "You're being creepy. What do you want?"

    I must be doing it wrong.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: This pisses me off. : I just did it to my H to see what he'd do. I hugged him from behind as he was sorting through some mail and whispered, "You're my hero. My life wouldn't be complete without you." He asked, "Why are you being weird?" I said, "I'm not, I'm sharing my feelings." And he said, "You're being creepy. What do you want?" I must be doing it wrong.
    Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

    Aww Sesh, this cracked me up. FI would do exactly the same and give me weird looks.
  • All this whispering makes me think of that movie Role Models and talking about a woman's whispering eye.
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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: This pisses me off. : I just did it to my H to see what he'd do. I hugged him from behind as he was sorting through some mail and whispered, "You're my hero. My life wouldn't be complete without you." He asked, "Why are you being weird?" I said, "I'm not, I'm sharing my feelings." And he said, "You're being creepy. What do you want?" I must be doing it wrong.
    Posted by Seshat411[/QUOTE]

    I have a feeling if I try this out on DH later, his reaction is going to be similar. But that's because I'm a failure as a woman, of course.

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    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: This pisses me off. : I have a feeling if I try this out on DH later, his reaction is going to be similar. But that's because I'm a failure as a woman, of course.
    Posted by megk8oz[/QUOTE]

    Yes, and for the record, I <em>felt</em> weird saying it. It was like being a creepy stalker about to go all skin-suit-crazy on him.
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    [QUOTE]All this whispering makes me think of that movie Role Models and talking about a woman's whispering eye.
    Posted by maratea[/QUOTE]

    I fucking love that movie.
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  • megk8ozmegk8oz member
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    edited December 2010
    The more I think about this, the more I'm thinking "Haven't men been cheating on their wives forever?". But before, it was something society turned a blind eye to ... and women-not having a means to support themselves without their husbands-just didn't say or do anything about it.

    People weren't getting divorced in the 50s because infidelity wasn't happening, they weren't getting divorced because it was socially unacceptable to do so, and most women didn't have the means to financially support themselves.

    Nowadays women and their whole "crazy feminist thinking ways" have the balls to call them out on it and financial means to divorce their sorry, cheating asses.

    If you fire a WP member, you're against America.
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