**LiLo**

Re: **LiLo**

• KodyBrown5 member

  

  October 2010

  Heeheee...well hi there, Paris. It's been awhile since I've courted someone, but I saw your video and I would hate myself if I didn't at least ask you if you were interested.

  
  Will you be the one? Or the fifth? All are equally important.
  

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• IsabellaMarieSwan member

  

  October 2010

  takes one to know one.

  Before you, Bella, my life was likea moonless night...And then you shot across my sky like a meteor. Suddenly everything was on fire; there was brilliancy, there was beauty.
  
  

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• ParisLovesCy member

  

  October 2010

  Ew, Kody, you're like... so old.  And Utah?  Really?  I don't think so.

  

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• ParisLovesCy member

  

  October 2010

  Ohmygawd, Lindsay, I totally tried to come visit, but they said no.  Cy and I had a little run in with the law recently in Vegas... it was like, so stupid, but whatevs.

  

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• KodyBrown5 member

  

  October 2010

  I'm trying to find a new hair product, that should help! You're about the same age as my newest wife. I bet they'd really like you. And they give you really neat celtic bling when you join the family.

  
  Will you be the one? Or the fifth? All are equally important.
  

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• EdnaPontellier member

  

  October 2010

  I hope you and that gentleman caller in your photograph are already married, Paris. It appears as though his hand is very close to going up your skirt. That is just not lady like.

  

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• therealLiLo member

  

  October 2010

  par-par, you need to dump cy. Nick still calls me to talk about you. He is such a loser!

  

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• ParisLovesCy member

  

  October 2010

  Dude, Doug has been sexting me lately, can you believe it?  He's so hot, but... he's like, so 10 minutes ago.

  

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• therealLiLo member

  

  October 2010

  you never shoulda left Stav. That was just dumb. How's the herp?  

  

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• ParisLovesCy member

  

  October 2010

  I can't believe you went there.  How's the coke?

  

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• KodyBrown5 member

  

  October 2010

  I could take both of you as sister wives if you are a two for one deal.

  
  Will you be the one? Or the fifth? All are equally important.
  

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• SueSylvesterCheerio

  

  October 2010

  You two should be wetting yourselves with shame.

  

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• therealLiLo member

  

  October 2010

  Uh, the coke is fine. I'm in rehab, duh. u can't fix herp. Kody, still gross. Hey, I heard Charlie Sheen might have to come to Betty Ford. He can hook me up!  

  

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• Perez Hilton member

  

  October 2010

  So my only question is "Where's Firecrotch!???"

  
  Follow Perez on Twitter!

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