Deep thoughts by John Mayer

goheels05 · February 2010

http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b166523_john_mayer_jessica_simpson_was_sexual.html

pinkpinot · February 2010

What's wrong with him?

crfische · February 2010

I would say that this article will make his fuckability factor drop exponentially.

laladypoet · February 2010

co-written by her dad

ggmae · February 2010

He's such a tool.

kikibaby · February 2010

Klassy. I was just reading on TMZ about his 'white supremacist' d*ck comment. Ugh. He tries too hard to get attention.

AmoroAgain · February 2010

John Mayer's always been a douche in my book.

danieliza1127 · February 2010

What a douchebag.

britne28 · February 2010

The guy is such an A$$. I was walking in Soho once talking on the phone and he walked by me. He didn't so much glare at me but stared at me without smiling as he walked by. I didn't even twig to who he was until he passed. I was smiling as I was having a nice conversation. And that was his reaction? Blech.

NuggetBrain · February 2010

Jesus H Christ, he is such a gigantic douchenozzle. What a tool.

Kati0105 · February 2010

Does he not have a publicist?

wadingmoose · February 2010

What an unusual human being.

sarah0725 · February 2010

Ugh, what a toolbag.

goheels05 · February 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_deep-thoughts-john-mayer?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:45abfc03-74f4-4eb7-beae-ccb7dd096b9cPost:aab6bde6-7921-4f6a-afd6-00d3c0500c83">Re: Deep thoughts by John Mayer</a>:
[QUOTE]co-written by her dad
Posted by laladypoet[/QUOTE]

Haha. Awesome.

I'm still trying to make sense of the white supremacist d*ck comment. WTF.

MeaghanandMichael · February 2010

booo - hahah oh god, my favorite was when he told the press that Tiger's biggest problem was that he was married. Oh, good one, Johnny boy.

kikibaby · February 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_deep-thoughts-john-mayer?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:45abfc03-74f4-4eb7-beae-ccb7dd096b9cPost:340dbb22-c53f-42e1-80be-e10044ff1d83">Re: Deep thoughts by John Mayer</a>:
[QUOTE]Does he not have a publicist?
Posted by Kati0105[/QUOTE]

My question was more along the lines of 'Does he not have a filter?'

luckyme502 · February 2010

Douche!!!

mwhitson14 · February 2010

Ugh. He irritates me.

agk0125 · February 2010

Can't we all just listen to "your body is a wonderland" and get along?

wadingmoose · February 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_deep-thoughts-john-mayer?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:45abfc03-74f4-4eb7-beae-ccb7dd096b9cPost:c9383b2f-9172-4318-a0ee-8bd3c68aa1b2">Re: Deep thoughts by John Mayer</a>:
[QUOTE]booo - hahah oh god, my favorite was when he told the press that Tiger's biggest problem was that he was married. Oh, good one, Johnny boy.
Posted by MeaghanandMichael[/QUOTE]

It may be in poor taste, but it's true :)

BecW2be · February 2010

My God. He's going to have to look and sing a helluva lot better than he does to act like that. Jeeeeeeesus. Yeah, it was the technology gap that divided you and Jen. Not the fact that you are an incredible f-tard. Go fuckyourself. Again.

ThePinkSuperhero · February 2010

What a crazy weirdo he is.

AmoroAgain · February 2010

I would just like to point out that I can't get the article to open for some reason, but I don't have to read it to know he's a dirtbag. lol

ggmae · February 2010

He hosts a show on my favorite local radio station in the afternoon. It pains me to listen to him. He really irritates me.

wadingmoose · February 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_deep-thoughts-john-mayer?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:45abfc03-74f4-4eb7-beae-ccb7dd096b9cPost:9d488e2e-ec5c-4c5c-aae5-5bea14c77922">Re: Deep thoughts by John Mayer</a>:
[QUOTE]Can't we all just listen to "your body is a wonderland" and get along?
Posted by agk0125[/QUOTE]

No. We cannot. Gah.

danieliza1127 · February 2010

I just feel bad for Jessica Simpson and Jen Aniston. I mean, he does know that they will read that crap right? How humiliating for them.

crfische · February 2010

Your body is a wonderland? COME ON.

Your body is a battleground.
Your body is a battleground filled with napalm.
Your body is a battlegrou-hooooound.
Your body is a battleground.

Something 'bout the way you give me orgas-uuummmsss...
I love the shape you take when contorted and giving me spasmsssss...
You tell me where to go and
Though I might leave to find it
I'll never let your head hit the bed
Without a collar around it.

Kati0105 · February 2010

My question was more along the lines of 'Does he not have a filter?'

I don't even think that's a question anymore.

beatlesgirl25 · February 2010

Oh, John Mayer... I used to think he was offbeat and funny, but this is disgusting. And I totally don't get the white supremacist diick comment either.

bbyckes · February 2010

I find the Aniston comments much more infuriating than the Jessica Simpson comments. I bet Jessica probably doesn't mind at all. Jen on the other hand...

alixzafiris · February 2010

Ugh, his douchey-ness knows no bounds.

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