Our power is out so 6let and I met DH for lunch. My wedding bands are too tight so they sit in a box. DH isn't allowed to wear his at work so his are also in a box.
I got up to waddle my way to the bathroom. Some old woman followed me in and gave me a "talking to" about bringing ANOTHER baby into an unwed situation.
I wish I could have come up with a smart ass reply, but even now my mind is a blank.