I called to ask her a question today and some other dude answers and tells me she's been laid off, "but don't worry I was just looking at your file and was about to call you because your wedding is just five weeks away and you are my most important bride." he tells me.
So I say, "Okay, well...let's confirm a few details..."
And he says, "Okay, let me open your file..." and that takes him like two minutes. I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST ABOUT TO CALL ME!???
Oh yeah, and he doesn't know what food we picked so we have to go do the tasting again because it's been three months since we chose the apps and the side dishes, and he knows nothing about the venue waiving the cork fee and he knows nothing about NOTHING!!!!!!