All the cute ones are upwards of $50, and all the ones I can afford are a) modeled on skinny women (WTF.) b) ugly or c) halter tops. Yes. Because what a busty girl needs is to have all that weight hanging right off her neck. So comfy! Not to mention, you can't wear a bra with it.
And don't get me started on the tummy control. Because what I need when I'm wet and have to pee is to have to peel a girdle off me. That sounds like a fun time, doesn't it?