Here's a story for ya...
BF has a good friend that has always been kind of a player and has been married twice before. He's never really been my favorite person, but I put up with him. Well this friend, we'll call him Bob(40ish), met this woman, we'll call her Sally(38ish), on a dating website called plentyoffish.com. (real website!) Well they started talking and soon enough they started loosely dating. She would come on the weekends and stay then go back to her house which is about 3 hours away.
One day BF said that Bob wanted us to meet Sally, hang out in the hot tub and cookout. Knowing how Bob has been in the past, I was reluctant but agreed. Well the first time I met this woman she just SCREAMED BSC! I walk in Bob's house and Sally's there ironing his clothes, cooking a full thanksgiving-ish meal, smoking a cigar and tell me how much she loves Bob and just can't stand to be away from him. (They had only MET less than 3 weeks prior to this) While BF was off helping Bob with the hot tub and whatnot, he left me there unknowingly with the crazy woman!! She litterally talked about Bob and EVERY DETAIL of their weekend together and how they met and how much she adored him. And when I say every detail, I mean EVERY NASTY SEXUAL detail! Needless to say that it was not a fun night and I wanted to strangle her.
It gets better....BF and I go over to Bob's house to play poker another night. Sally is there and you can just tell she is pissed at the world. About an hour into the game, Bob leans over and says something to Sally and she throws the biggest fit I've ever seen!!! She starts screaming at him and threw his beer in his face. She started cussing him out and I was just in shock. BF and I quietly got up and excused ourselves outside. When I asked BF what that was all about, apparently she went snooping in his email and found some provocative emails from other women from this same dating site. (at this point they have been "dating" a little over a month and she's now living with him.....)
Wait...there's more! Bob's mother passed away last week and the visitation was last night. She had alzheimer's but the death was sudden. BF and I went and paid our condolences to the family. Well Sally was there and was her usual crazy self. She said that she saw his mother on Christmas day and Bob's mother was just so glad to see Sally and was telling people that Sally was going to be her next daughter-in-law. Sally said the last thing Bob's mother said to them before she left that day was that "son, you need to marry that woman." ....... Sally then continued to say that Bob went and got some of his mother's jewelry after she died and gave it to Sally and how she just KNEW he was going to propose (they've been officially dating 5months). But the icing that topped the cake, she said that she had found some more provocative emails from women to Bob and threatened to move out 2 weeks ago. She started telling BF exactly what she said, profanity and all. (Remember, we are in a funeral home!) And this whole time she's telling BF, not me even though I'm standing right there!
What's so sad is that Bob probably will propose to her b/c his mother said that he needed to, not because he actual loves her. I just hope he remembers that his mother DID HAVE ALZHEIMER'S and probably had no idea what she was saying. If he is truly happy, I hope they do get married, but I think he'll do it for the wrong reasons.
Bottom line, this woman is CRAAAAAZY and she just think's she is God's gift to man. I couldn't make this stuff up if I TRIED!