Oh how I love Tuesdays! LOL
My Irrational Irritation is the same it was last week... one of my best guy friend's and his facebook statuses. He's finally stopped the emo, but he's still posting things that I'm just completely irritated by. I have lost patience and started saying what I reaslly think... and then I usually try to end with something nice because I feel bad.
Examples (Becuase they're kinda funny):Yesterday Morning
(prior to going in to get a root canal, he's terrified of the dentist apparently and last week I told him to stop panicking two hours before the dentist appointment because he's going to give himself a heart attack):Him
: Freaked out? Yes. Paranoid? Yes. Terrified? Almost. Panicked? I will be, in about an hour or so. Just trying to keep myself distracted..... and it isn't workingMe
: Writing facebook statuses about the terror won't help. Go do something that involves your mind AND your body.
and typing out a new facebook status doesn't count Yesterday Afternoon
Drive up to the dentist office and what do I find?? 3 fire trucks, 2 ambulances, a few cops..... That's not helping me keep my calm!Me:
Your oral surgeous is probably a sadist that's just waiting to torture you, and the police haven't figured how who left all the tortured bodies in the basement of the building and so he's going to get to do all sorts of awful, painful thing...s to you before they can figure it out and they'll rescue you, only he'll be halfway through sewing your mouth shut, without anasthetic, after stuffing it full of sharp, hideous metal things that will pull out all your teeth when they try to get your mouth back open.
Or you could stop overdoing it with the paranoia since all the emergency workers there have NOTHING to do with the oral surgeon and therefore you're not just allowing outside factors to escalate your panic, you're actively encouraging it. You can't help your paranoia about the dentist at the moment, although may I suggest therapy for the long term, but adding in extra panic and fear from a completely unrelated situational factor is just silly and verging on melodramatic. Stop doing this to yourself.
That being said, go get em tiger! *HUGS*Yesterday Evening:
: I should have talked to her. She was giving me the invitation eyes. I forgot how rusty my game really is. MAN UP!!!
"You can't lose what you don't put in the middle.... But you can't win much either."Me
: "Reach for the stars. You might not touch them, but you won't end up with a handful of mud either."
Getting tired of hearing about how you're letting them slip away... this is the second facebook status I've seen from you about that in two weeks. Third time's the charm and if you don't go for it next time you better not post about it cuz relentless mocking will commence!
Glad to see that the root canal didn't totally knock you on your ass though!Another Friend
: Read your status again, The problem is right there, Stop playing games and start playing lifeMe:
[Another Friend] = My hero on this status
Like... seriously. Yes it's kind of entertaining but it's also completely ridiculous and it's getting on my nerves. and judging by his other friend's comment... I'm not the only one. It's kind of funny because on every single one of the things that I've written on his status, 3-5 people come along almost immediately after and "like" what I've said. One girl has just been writing "I agree with Muffin" right behind me on all of them LOL.
I'm so tired of his whiny, emo, freaking-out statuses... like, seriously. Those three all in a row? And that was just YESTERDAY. There are more. And there are no positive ones in between. I am so tired of watching him run himself down, panic himself up and overshare on his statuses. Although, I am grateful for the recent lack of "My life sucks / I'm so depressed / Everything is Horrible but no I don't want to talk about it" statuses, I am still irritated.
Confession this week: I want it to beChristmas already.