Two women were having a not so discrite conversation that went something like this:
A--I haven't pooped in 3 days
b--are you constipated?
A--I don't think that' s it. I had anal sex three days ago, I think he pushed my poop deep in me and it's stuck there.
b--I thought sperm was a diuretic?
A--where did you hear that
B--I read it on the internet
A--maybe I should have let him cum in me but I was worried about getting pregnant
B--you can't get pregnat from anal sex
A--you can if you are doing it doggy style and the sperm leaks out and goes into you lady parts
B--really?
A--yup, you better be careful.
B--I'm not worried, I got my tubes tied.
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I wasn't able to hear the rest of the convo but I figure that's enough to keep you entertained.