Would you...

Snippylynn · December 2010

Apply for a job selling/marketing bull semen?

The Mel and Todd Show · December 2010

...maybe

Have you been offered a job selling/marketing bull semen?

ETA- Just forget that I'm talking today. You asked would I apply, I read it as accept. Because I'm dumb.

ricksang · December 2010

Yes, if it paid well!

Snippylynn · December 2010

No, but there's one posted right now, so I'm considering it.

mica178 · December 2010

As long as you aren't collecting/harvesting it too.

ricksang · December 2010

You should, A! You might find you enjoy the job. You won't actually be extracted the semen will you? :P j/k

emilyinchile · December 2010

Sure. It's not immoral, and it's certainly a conversation starter.

alixzafiris · December 2010

... would I get to regularly interact with cowboys...? It all depends on that.

The Mel and Todd Show · December 2010

I probably would. If you have sales experience, why not? Are they worthy bulls? I wouldn't want to sell bad bull semen. I'd want my bull semen to be top of the line.

Snippylynn · December 2010

haha!

"Hey Michelle, I hear you got a new job. What do you do?"

"I sell genetically modified bull semen."

...........................................

"Oh, and I'm from Climax."

HAAAAAAAAAAA!!

Snippylynn · December 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_would-33?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:da029721-a7ee-40a3-9953-bf0ce967a7fdPost:a766dd52-6b9e-47ea-b17b-bcf6229453a2">Re: Would you...</a>:
[QUOTE]I probably would. If you have sales experience, why not? Are they worthy bulls? I wouldn't want to sell bad bull semen. I'd want my bull semen to be top of the line.
Posted by The Mel and Todd Show[/QUOTE]

According to the site, they are the best bulls in Scandinavia!
<a href="http://www.vikinggenetics.com/en/breeding/" rel="nofollow">http://www.vikinggenetics.com/en/breeding/</a>

Yes. Its name is awesome.

alixzafiris · December 2010

Viking bovine spunk. Awesome.

katiewhompus · December 2010

If it was selling/marketing I say go for it. I'm assuming most of the people you would be interracting with would be in the field as well so that would make it slightly less awkward.

kikibaby · December 2010

That would be very interesting. I'd totally apply. Just grab the bull by the balls!

baystateapple · December 2010

I think that's probably the last question I expected when I clicked on that link.

L-Bride · December 2010

Like a bull sperm bank? I could be down with that.

mandapanda78 · December 2010

Aaaaaabsolutely!

mkrupar · December 2010

Sounds like a good gig to me. I didn't read the site. What do people use bull semen for?

ETA: Nevermind. My silly head was thinking people would buy it to use in products or something. The thought of actually using it to impregnate cows for some reason never crossed my mind.

Snippylynn · December 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_would-33?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:da029721-a7ee-40a3-9953-bf0ce967a7fdPost:17919ce0-81c4-4249-8a8b-605e475737d1">Re: Would you...</a>:
[QUOTE]Sounds like a good gig to me. I didn't read the site. What do people use bull semen for? ETA: Nevermind. My silly head was thinking people would buy it to use in products or something. The thought of actually using it to impregnate cows for some reason never crossed my mind.
Posted by mkrupar[/QUOTE]

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DED

katiewhompus · December 2010

Silly Mkrupar.

I worked at a horse breeding farm for a while and we would occasionally ship out semen if the buyer was across the country and couldn't get their mare to us. It was interesting but slightly frightening to work there.

mkrupar · December 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_would-33?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:da029721-a7ee-40a3-9953-bf0ce967a7fdPost:bd230974-99bf-422f-9aa3-81aa4953ce3a">Re: Would you...</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Would you... : AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DED
Posted by Snippylynn[/QUOTE]

That has to be by far my blondest moment of my life. It really never ever crossed my mind that that would be the pupose of selling bull semen. At least I know there's not some mediterranean face cream out there with bull semen in it. Or is there? :-)

Snippylynn · December 2010

Dude, if there is, i don't want to know about it either.

[Deleted User] · December 2010

Yeah, I am not sure about bull semen, but I did watch a episode of The Doctors not too awful long ago and they showed some face cream or something that was supossed to be a good moisturizer or reduce wrinkles or something. The thought of it made me want to hurl.

katiewhompus · December 2010

Most menopause medications are made with urine from pregnant mares. They are getting better about creating synthetic versions of it but that's apparently still the best thing to use.

AllyR75 · December 2010

as long as i didn't have to get my hands dirty...
i would!!

mkrupar · December 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_would-33?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:9Discussion:da029721-a7ee-40a3-9953-bf0ce967a7fdPost:b1e3a75d-66aa-46cb-ad03-9c3206eff0fc">Re: Would you...</a>:
[QUOTE]Most menopause medications are made with urine from pregnant mares. They are getting better about creating synthetic versions of it but that's apparently still the best thing to use.
Posted by katiewhompus[/QUOTE]

I'm gonna <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-undecided.gif" border="0" alt="Undecided" title="Undecided" /> this along with you KW.

TurtlesAllTheWayDown · December 2010

I find semen more gross than funny. I probably wouldn't be able to eat lunch at work with bull semen on the brain. Which might be a good plan...

i'm sure I'd be desensitized to it after a while, actually.

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