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Dear Knot,

I would really like to win your 2010 Valero Texas Open Giveaway Sweepstakes.

I have entered, but if there is anything more I can do to win, short of sleeping with Knot Annie, I will consider it.

Like...will you bunch my entry up a little bit so you can ready feel it when you draw the winner?

Do I have to be nicer to people around here?

Just name it. I love golf. And hospitality suites.
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Re: Dear Knot,

  • I will volunteer to be Fishy's caddy.
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  • I volunteer to be Arb's caddy.

    Or to keep track of their balls. Ha.
  • AND ARBS WILL BE MY CADDY.

    How can you say no?

    I'm sure this has to be fair and square somehow, but come on. Throw a fish a pellet!

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    The Margarita Evolution
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  • I volunteer to drive the beer cart :)

    "You can take your etiquette and shove it!" ~misscarolb
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dear-knot-5?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:99b9ebe3-c1b3-4495-b018-b95479ea2069Post:a20b408b-3bd6-46eb-a29d-31ec0a954b10">Re: Dear Knot,</a>:
    [QUOTE]I volunteer to drive the beer cart :)
    Posted by wadingmoose[/QUOTE]

    Oh, this is a great idea.
  • I hereby give my vote, or chance to win, or whatever it takes to Fishy. I hate golf. But I <3 fishy, so it works out.
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
  • What is Valero and why is it butchering my name?
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  • YES! This is awesome!

    Vally, I'd tell you, but then you'd probably enter and win. If you were on bookface, you'd know what I was talking about.


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    The Margarita Evolution
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  • I just registered to win - I'll bring you as my partner if I get chosen =P
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  • fine count me in for the beer cart. although I can't promise there will be any left.
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  • Already doubling my chances... between that, and LVB's campaign to send me, I don't know how I can't win.

    I would shamelessly plug the knot every chance I got. SWEAR.

    AND I vow to not molest the golfers or drink too many beers while in attendence. These go hand in hand.

    Come on, Knot. You know you want to send me.
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    The Margarita Evolution
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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dear-knot-5?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:99b9ebe3-c1b3-4495-b018-b95479ea2069Post:6bf3136d-0cf6-4a7e-b9f4-b50e05239dec">Re: Dear Knot,</a>:
    [QUOTE]. AND I vow to not molest the golfers
    Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]
    Are you sure you can promise this, since you're bi-sexual and all? I'm sure there will be other female golfers there... <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-tongue-out.gif" border="0" alt="Tongue out" title="Tongue out" />
    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dear-knot-5?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:99b9ebe3-c1b3-4495-b018-b95479ea2069Post:6bf3136d-0cf6-4a7e-b9f4-b50e05239dec">Re: Dear Knot,</a>:
    [QUOTE]Already doubling my chances... between that, and LVB's campaign to send me, I don't know how I can't win. I would shamelessly plug the knot every chance I got. SWEAR. AND I vow to not molest the golfers or drink too many beers while in attendence. These go hand in hand. Come on, Knot. You know you want to send me.
    Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]

    Never trust the Fische when she's drinking.  And the Fische is ALWAYS drinking! ;)
  • BUT IF THEY SEND ME TO VALERO I JUST WONT OVER DRINK.

    I AM NOT BISEXUAL.

    You guys are wrecking my chances comment by comment!
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    The Margarita Evolution
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  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dear-knot-5?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:99b9ebe3-c1b3-4495-b018-b95479ea2069Post:dfe6feff-46ee-4c3e-af79-8778411e1cac">Re: Dear Knot,</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dear Knot, : Never trust the Fische when she's drinking.  And the Fische is ALWAYS drinking! ;)
    Posted by AmoroAgain[/QUOTE]


    Would you say she drinks like a Fische?

    "You can take your etiquette and shove it!" ~misscarolb
  • In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dear-knot-5?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:99b9ebe3-c1b3-4495-b018-b95479ea2069Post:d392315c-6b46-48f3-9dba-7736801c4ec1">Re: Dear Knot,</a>:
    [QUOTE]In Response to Re: Dear Knot, : Would you say she drinks like a Fische?
    Posted by wadingmoose[/QUOTE]

    Hm, that depends on if you think fish drink the water or breathe it.  Course, that begs the question: Does Fische drink or breathe?

    <img src="http://individual.utoronto.ca/xander/images/ThinkingMan_Rodin_328x284.jpg" alt="http://individual.utoronto.ca/xander/images/ThinkingMan_Rodin_328x284.jpg" />
  • Since I am such an evolved speciman, I can personally, drink AND breathe somewhat simultaneously.
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    The Margarita Evolution
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  • Good answer!



    "In the old days my ass would be in your back yard picking cotton, so excuse me if I don't put much stock in how f*cking awesome the old days were." -Nuggs
  • Meh, I'd sleep with Knot Annie AND Knot Jen.
    BFP(1) DD1 born 4.17.10 @ 33w5d due to pPROM
    BFP(4) DD2 born 2.14.13 @ 35w5d due to pPROM

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  • But you really ARE bisexual! And you're knocked up. I hear those hormones can do some strange things!
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    The Margarita Evolution
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  • edited March 2010
    In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_etiquette_dear-knot-5?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:9Discussion:99b9ebe3-c1b3-4495-b018-b95479ea2069Post:07d6cfea-2ea6-4083-8cf4-d440842f92a3">Re: Dear Knot,</a>:
    [QUOTE]Since I am such an evolved speciman, I can personally, drink AND breathe somewhat simultaneously.
    Posted by crfische[/QUOTE]

    Can you walk while chewing gum though?
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  • I think so, but I admittedly haven't tried for awhile.
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    The Margarita Evolution
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  • Walking and chewing gum at the same time isn't nearly as useful as golfing and drinking beer at the same time. Focus your efforts on something better! :)
  • I like the way you think.
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    The Margarita Evolution
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  • You can drown the standard aquarium fish if you hold them under water. True story.
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