The city requires dogs get licensed. No big deal.
They require a current rabies certificate. No big deal.
They also require a "Certificate of Sterilization."
REQUIRE.
I don't have a certificate of sterilization for Toby. I'll have to go find a vet and have him examined JUST to get a damn certificate.
Please tell me why they couldn't just take a quick peek under the hood. It's pretty obvious that he's, uh... sterilized.
Gah.