-(Fundy-dressing girl explaining why she and her sister (fundy 2) have to go everywhere together)
Well, I have a licensnse and she doesn't. But she knows how to pump gas and I don't...why would I know that, that's for *BOYS*
('boys' is said like it implies cooties. And we live where full-service is hard to find, FTR)
-Girl 1: Well, I'm not speaking to Boyfriend
Girl 2: why not?
Girl 1: he called my ex to yell at him because I ran into him in the union
Girl 2: Well, that's sweet, it's nice to know that he cares
-Boss: Can you please finish your drink outside the lab
Kid: But I"m just standing in the doorway
Boss: Yes, you're standing past the 'no food or drink beyond this point' sign. You need to finish the drink outside.
Kid: WHo are you?
Boss: The dean. Did you want to finish that outside or tell me who YOU are?