I need amusement tonight!!
My weirdest date was the Ghostbuster's guy – a laid off contractor. Not uncommon at the time, I cut him slack. The restaurant we were meeting at closed so we went for coffee instead. I paid for his coffee when he announced he had no money but wondered if he planned to stick me with the dinner tab. He invited me to his house but he stopped for beer on the way and paid with money that magically appeared in his account.
The house was huge and beautiful and I walked in....filthy. I thought "Just needs a woman's touch". Then he showed me his foreclosure bills --major turn on right there, ladies!! Then, he showed me his "gear" (you know, proton packs, ghost traps, special patches, his suit)...and wanted me to watch him interact with his "crew" online. They get together often to roleplay GB live. There are actual clubs for this. He told me how he got a pole from a jobsite and wanted to install a it as a fireman’s pole to go from his living room to basement like in GB’s but ran out of money. When I tried to leave, he kissed me and I backed away very quickly. I walked out and saw his fireman's pole that he got at a jobsite.... rusting his dreams away...
The next weird one was a knitter. In his profile, he said “If on our second date, I bring you a sweater, don’t worry – it’s not a marriage proposal”. There was no 2nd date…