Ok so at work today I'm trying to pawn off our extra bottles of wine from the wedding. And how we had enough liqour for two months worth of parties.
I also got a magic bullet as a wedding present, for those who don't know a magic bulet is an awesome little mixer. Apparently it shares a name with a sex toy lol
Without thinking about I say "With all the liqour we have left I should bring in my magic bullet and we can have a party after work on friday"
My coworker goes "What the hell?!" and a few girls burst out laughing we ahve to explain because well she thought... yeah. It was pretty funnny, We were in tears for about 20 minutes