Open Letter Wednesday

Peaseblossom55 · February 2012

I figured I would start:

Dear NEY,

Stop being so dead.

love,

danser55

Dear director of the show I auditioned for last week:

I really want to hear about casting even though now I'm 99% sure I am not cast. I just want to know what my schedule will look like for April and March.

Sincerely

Impatience Actress

Dear condo,

I want laminate floors, please install yourself and cheaply too.

From.

The girl sick of her crappy carpets

Dear BF,

I love you so much. I'm really looking forward to vacation in 2 weeks and all of the exciting things we have planned for this year.

Love,

Your GF

IrishDreamer · February 2012

Dear weather,

Stop sucking!! I have Home Expo next week and refuse to get sick!!

Kthanxbai

No love,
Irritated me
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Dear Dad,

It was very nice talking to you last night. I wish you could/would talk to J. I can't get inolved with it anymore - I'm over being yelled at because I care about my sister. I wish she would let you in - but I don't foresee that happening anytime soon.

I love that you care, though.

Also, i am suuuuuuuper excited that you guys may be coming out in May, that would be amazing!!

Here's to fingers being crossed.

Love
Glad to be back in touch with her dad
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Dear Stepdad,

Thanks for calling and taking my lovely BF away from me for another night during the week. (sarcasm font) - It's okay though, hopefully he will enjoy playing pool with you on your team, since he is getting pissy with our current team.

Love
Stepdaughter
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Dear Internet company,

Suck it. I do not want to wait 2-3 weeks to move into our new office building. You suck. How long does it take to prebury lines?? Make it move faster!

Impatient employee
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Dear Peek,

YAY on the new employments...now give me details, woman!!

Love,
Irish
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Dear Work,

Do yourself today. I am not feeling well, thanks to above mentioned weather and would like nothing more than to go home and nap.

No love,
Tired Employee
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Dear BF,

I hope you have a better day today. I'm sorry your students are being little a-holes. I'd kick them in the assss if i could.

Please do not get discouraged, you just need to get past this point - I know it will get better. Plus also, this could lead to permanent employment, which would be fantastic.

Love,
GF who loves you more than anything
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Dear Gym,

I know I didn't go last night - I just wasn't feeling it - plus BF needed cuddle time. He had a really sucky day, and needed some love. I will see you today after work, Promise.

Love,
Happy to be able to row 5000M

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cu97tiger · February 2012

Dear People Who Haven't RSVP'd,

Please respond to my messages in a timely manner.

Love,

Lady who needs to start the seating chart

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Dear sinus junk,

Get the eff out.

Love,

Lady who wants to be able to breathe out of BOTH nostrils

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Dear parents,

It is so nice having you here and please know how thankful I am for all the stuff you're doing for us!

Love,

Your oldest daughter

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Dear calendar,

24 days... what?!?!

Love,

Someone who needs to take a deep breath and R-E-L-A-X

peekaboo2011 · February 2012

Dear Boss,

Please don't be upset when I tell you I'm leaving in three days. It's for the best of your sanity and mine. Really.

Love,

Intern

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Dear Grad School,

Please to go fvck yourself.

No Love,

Girl who will not be dying from student loans.

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Dear New Company,

O.M.G. Please let me start tomorrow.

Best,

Anxiously Awaiting March 19

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Dear BF,

I'M COMING HOME.

Love,

GF

Swazzle · February 2012

Dear FI,

Thank you for being amazing. I love you.

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Dear Bacon,

Please become 0 WW points.

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Dear Everyone Going to the AZ G2G,

78 Days!!!!!!!!!!

KikiMira · February 2012

Dear Tooth,

Wtf! were and when did you sprout a second random canal from last week, which resulted in my Root canal costs jumping up $300, I dont need this right now. Also what was up with the non freezing bs. I hate you, If I didnt just spend $1250 on you, you'd be gone.

No Love,

Eff you.

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Dear Work/Boss,

Thanks for being so patient with all the damn medical treatments I have been having. I really appreciate it.

Love,

A happy employee

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Dear Ex,

Since you are apparently "rolling in the money, thats covered in oil" I assume you are now working. Good you can pay me back the multiple thousands of dollars you owe me. If choose not too, Your new employer may randomly find out about your drug addictions. Your choice.

No Love,

The best thing that you never had.

Stina51286 · February 2012

Dear New Atty.

You left your old firm for a reason, follow our procedures, not theirs. Also, stop walking up and down the stairs, you are driving me nuts!

Sincerely,

One annoyed office manager

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Dear FI,

Thank you for doing more around the house and helping make dinner. Also, thank you for finally deciding we needed a new bed.

Love,

I can finally say I am not tired

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Dear FI Mom,

Get your head out of your @$$ and realize we would like to get a better grasp of our budget.

Sincerely,

S2B DIL

GoldenPenguin · February 2012

Dear Jobs,

Please hire me, dammit. No one wants to hear me whine anymore.

Love,
Whiny McWhinerson

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Dear Ex-BFs Family,

Thank you for continuing to love me, and telling me that it's his loss. It both helps, and makes me more sad that I'm not going to be a part of your family.

Love,
Me

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Dear Heart,

Please heal. We both know I'm better off. There's no reason to hurt anymore.

Thanks,
Me

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Dear Earl,

Pictures of you make me happy. I love your grumbly, huffy little face.

Love,
Auntie Bri

Elle1036 · February 2012

Dear Peek,

Please come visit me on your way back up north?

Love,
Elle

Dear makers of athletic apparel everywhere,

WHY is it so hard to make running shorts with pockets?

Sincerely,
Girl-who-needs-to-carry-an-inhaler-and-really-doesn't-want-to-resort-to-fanny-packs

Dear Girl Scouts of America,

Screw you and your delicious tagalongs.

Signed,
No self control

csousa1 · February 2012

Dear Douche in my office,

You might not want to bitch about the "wussy women in this office who freak out over snow and can't drive anywhere, because women are scared of weather" when you are sitting between the only two women in the office. Especially when they both managed to make it to work through every snow storm last year and can therefore vouch for the fact that you didn't show up ONCE.

Go snowblow yourself,
Unimpressed by your cowardly hypocrisy

Dear Snow,

It will be pretty cool if you do show up, since I am not, despite rumors to the contrary, afraid to drive in you. It would be nice to seem some white just once this winter. But don't get comfortable. I'm ready for full-on spring.

Wary Love,
St Patty's Day better be warm since I have such awesome tentative plans this year

Dear Jon,

I love you madly, and I am so proud of you for starting your MMA class last night. I have a feeling that this is going to be really great for you, and you will be really good at it

Also, can we do something fun this weekend? I am feeling restless and I need a good time. LOVE YOU!

You can practice your wrestling skills on me anytime,
Court

SopChick · February 2012

Dear Body,

Why you no love me today? I'm not sure we can be friends anymore.

Sincerely,
Annoyed

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Dear Voice,

Please make an appearance for a couple of hours around 12pm for me so that I can sing my scene from Faust in the show today. I've worked really hard, and the apparent laryngitis you sprung on me this morning is quite unappreciated.

Regards,
Slightly panicked soprano

polkadot111 · February 2012

Jeff,

Thank you for being so wonderful. I really loved seeing you this past weekend. 2 more weeks to go and it's my spring break. And then another month and a half and I'm all graduated and we can finally NOT be long distance.

Love,

Missing you.

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Paper,

Yes. I realize you're due in 2 hours. And I realize you're not done.
Me

GoldenPenguin · February 2012

Bug,

It's been a combo of not wanting to be a complete Debbie Downer and because TK is SUCKING lately and I don't need to be frustrated with that too.

But I

you, and be FB friends with me, please & thank you!

Bri

cu97tiger · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_open-letter-wednesday-28?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:cde59856-fda7-4e26-8f65-e4392fabef30Post:7524b96b-f4f9-4a80-8765-993107fa8797">Re: Open Letter Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear makers of athletic apparel everywhere, WHY is it so hard to make running shorts with pockets? Sincerely, Girl-who-needs-to-carry-an-inhaler-and-really-doesn't-want-to-resort-to-fanny-packs
Posted by Elle1036[/QUOTE]

<div>Have you looked at Nike running shorts? Many of them have a little pocket in the inside front that you can slide things into. I'm not sure if it's big enough for an inhaler, but it's worth a shot. I <3 my Nike shorts.</div>

csousa1 · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_open-letter-wednesday-28?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:cde59856-fda7-4e26-8f65-e4392fabef30Post:7b8dedbf-fa3a-4bf3-8433-e1d0f687c091">Re: Open Letter Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open Letter Wednesday : Have you looked at Nike running shorts? Many of them have a little pocket in the inside front that you can slide things into. I'm not sure if it's big enough for an inhaler, but it's worth a shot. I <3 my Nike shorts.
Posted by cu97tiger[/QUOTE]

Don't we all have a pocket inside we can slide things into? Oh, maybe that's not what you meant...

flygirlmeg · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_open-letter-wednesday-28?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:cde59856-fda7-4e26-8f65-e4392fabef30Post:01374a5e-f0ff-481e-889c-1207f97cd789">Re: Open Letter Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open Letter Wednesday : Don't we all have a pocket inside we can slide things into? Oh, maybe that's not what you meant...
Posted by csousa1[/QUOTE]

HAHHAHAAAA!!! Reading that was the first thing that relieved some of my hangover pain. It was that funny <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-tongue-out.gif" border="0" alt="Tongue Out" title="Tongue Out" />

NurseyK · February 2012

Dear Wedding Gown,
Tonight is my final fitting. Please cooperate and make me feel sexy.
Love,
Boobs

Dear Vitamix,
You complete me. Best breakfast in a long time for 2 points.
Sincerely,
Smoothie Whore

Dear Self,
TEN DAYS. Keep it together.
Love, heart attack

IrishDreamer · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_open-letter-wednesday-28?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:cde59856-fda7-4e26-8f65-e4392fabef30Post:4cb68942-c204-4c60-a30c-f9ab153718b4">Re: Open Letter Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Wedding Gown, Tonight is my final fitting. Please cooperate and make me feel sexy. Love, Boobs <strong>Dear Vitamix, You complete me. Best breakfast in a long time for 2 points.</strong> Sincerely, Smoothie Whore Dear Self, TEN DAYS. Keep it together. Love, heart attack
Posted by NurseyK[/QUOTE]

What is this??..... I rarely eat breakfast and BF is always on my case - I might have to try this.....

Also... HOLY HELL TEN DAYS?!?!?!?! :)

peekaboo2011 · February 2012

HOLY CRAP NURSEY. HOW?!

NurseyK · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_open-letter-wednesday-28?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:cde59856-fda7-4e26-8f65-e4392fabef30Post:467b62e1-3521-4c0e-9919-4e09ab68b3ae">Re: Open Letter Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open Letter Wednesday : What is this??..... I rarely eat breakfast and BF is always on my case - I might have to try this..... Also... HOLY HELL TEN DAYS?!?!?!?! :)
Posted by IrishDreamer[/QUOTE]

1 plum + 1 orange + ice + water + protein powder + blend for 30 seconds = 30oz smoothie worth 2 points.

Kept me full from 6a - 11a!

Elle1036 · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_open-letter-wednesday-28?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:cde59856-fda7-4e26-8f65-e4392fabef30Post:7b8dedbf-fa3a-4bf3-8433-e1d0f687c091">Re: Open Letter Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open Letter Wednesday : Have you looked at Nike running shorts? Many of them have a little pocket in the inside front that you can slide things into. I'm not sure if it's big enough for an inhaler, but it's worth a shot. I <3 my Nike shorts.
Posted by cu97tiger[/QUOTE]

Yeah, those little mp3 player pouches are almost never big enough, and even when they are, it's really uncomfortable to have a non-flat object in there.

Thanks for the suggestion, though! It's a ridiculously small problem, but it's becoming a major frustration.

Elle1036 · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_open-letter-wednesday-28?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special Topic Wedding BoardsForum:136Discussion:cde59856-fda7-4e26-8f65-e4392fabef30Post:ab75f901-e5b0-476e-9f49-53dd724a1073">Re: Open Letter Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open Letter Wednesday : I can make you a pouch to pin to the inside of your shorts if you send me the size you need.
Posted by hellotarra[/QUOTE]

I would rather you spend your time and energy ok the litany of other projects I have planned for you. :)

motoLyn · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_open-letter-wednesday-28?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:cde59856-fda7-4e26-8f65-e4392fabef30Post:f9501dab-bfb8-48db-a01d-86e1191a78a1">Re: Open Letter Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open Letter Wednesday : I would rather you spend your time and energy ok the litany of other projects I have planned for you. :)
Posted by Elle1036[/QUOTE]

Dear Elle,

Please DO NOT overwhelm Tarra with a multitude of projects, because I NEED her to do something for me as well. Thanks.

SIncerely,
Please do not hoard the creative sunbird

[Deleted User] · February 2012

I'm kinda late in the day on this.

Dear Parents,

Yes, I am driving from Savannah, GA to South Dakota for Easter break and taking the kids with me. Yes, I know it's a long drive. No, I am not going to change my mind and stay home. I know you're afraid of BF and I getting more serious b/c it means your only grandbabies moving far away, but it's happening. Get used to it, please.

Thanks
I'm moving on
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Dear BF,

I miss you so much. I can't wait to see you soon. It's been nearly 1yr and 2 months since you quit smoking, and you've been doing great. There have been a few slip-ups, but you've been trying so hard. I'm so proud of you.

I love you
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Dear Georgia Weather,

Thanks for not getting flucking cold this year (sarcasm), now the gnats will be worse than we've seen them in ages. I would really LOVE a week-long cold snap to fix this problem.

From the mom being eaten alive at baseball practice
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Dear Gnats,

Fluck you. That's is all

Elle1036 · February 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_open-letter-wednesday-28?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:cde59856-fda7-4e26-8f65-e4392fabef30Post:74a1a5f3-ecec-40cc-819b-f75bd8a6b234">Re: Open Letter Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open Letter Wednesday : Dear Elle, Please DO NOT overwhelm Tarra with a multitude of projects, because I NEED her to do something for me as well. Thanks. SIncerely, Please do not hoard the creative sunbird
Posted by motoLyn[/QUOTE]

Dear Lyn,

My wedding is two weeks before yours. So kindly BACK THE EFF OFF.

Love,
Me

ravenray · March 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_open-letter-wednesday-28?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:cde59856-fda7-4e26-8f65-e4392fabef30Post:9b0c1822-717b-40bb-b3d9-e4b0d49b3618">Re: Open Letter Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open Letter Wednesday : Dear Lyn, My wedding is two weeks before yours. So kindly BACK THE EFF OFF. Love, Me
Posted by Elle1036[/QUOTE]
Dear Lyn AND Elle,

My wedding is 2 weeks before your wedding Elle. Tarra is doing my hair piece. I Have to have it in time. If I don't, I might kill someone. And if I hear it gets held up for YOUR wedding Elle or Lyn... you know who I will be after.

Just saying,

Bridezilla.

Elle1036 · March 2012

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/special-topic-wedding-boards_not-engaged-yet_open-letter-wednesday-28?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Special%20Topic%20Wedding%20BoardsForum:136Discussion:cde59856-fda7-4e26-8f65-e4392fabef30Post:88f0a0cb-9447-4876-aa1d-3fcdc4785f83">Re: Open Letter Wednesday</a>:
[QUOTE]In Response to Re: Open Letter Wednesday : Three way jello fight to solve this dilemma?
Posted by hellotarra[/QUOTE]

*glances at katana mounted on wall*

I'm in.

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