I'm Matron of Honor for my little sister's wedding but we're not very close. So I thought I would make my speech short and funny. I'm not a very good writer though and I'd like to incorporate how when my little sister was born I was not happy. My dad woke me up to tell me my mom had a girl and I had a sister and I rolled over and went back to sleep! I was so mad. I wanted a brother because I wanted to be the only girl. If I tell it like this, I'm afraid my sister is going to get upset and not find it funny. Any suggestions? THANKS!