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TMI-Don't Care

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After an extended sechs time, H told me I broke his penouis (or weenie).

Apparently I ask for Sex now more than ever.  *sigh*  No wonder older ladies end up cougars.
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  • thejucheideathejucheidea member
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    An actual penile fracture or just overuse?

    Because if you fractured his ~weenie~, bravo.


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  • MNNEBrideMNNEBride member
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    An actual penile fracture would be cause for grave concern and an ER visit.
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  • thejucheideathejucheidea member
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    MNNEBride said:
    An actual penile fracture would be cause for grave concern and an ER visit.
    Oh indeed.

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  • Oface4evaOface4eva member
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    I was being facetious LADIES.  *sheesh*
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  • MNNEBrideMNNEBride member
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    LOL

    I work in Urology - we take fractured peni very seriously ;-)

     

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  • 6fsn6fsn member
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    I'm jealous. 
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  • thejucheideathejucheidea member
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    We had a patient who was like 21, and one time, the doctor went in to examine him and his mom claimed that he had a mole or the like appear on his penis (or, as she called it, his 'dilly-whacker'), so she grabbed his penis and bobbed it around like a joystick then said 'huh, it must have rubbed out'.

    The doctor dictated the encounter with quotations because he thought it needed to be saved for posterity. We agreed.


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  • Oface4evaOface4eva member
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    thejucheidea said:

    We had a patient who was like 21, and one time, the doctor went in to examine him and his mom claimed that he had a mole or the like appear on his penis (or, as she called it, his 'dilly-whacker'), so she grabbed his penis and bobbed it around like a joystick then said 'huh, it must have rubbed out'.

    The doctor dictated the encounter with quotations because he thought it needed to be saved for posterity. We agreed.

    I am so lost on this story.  There are like 4-head scratchers here.
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  • AuntFloAuntFlo member
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    thejucheidea said:

    We had a patient who was like 21, and one time, the doctor went in to examine him and his mom claimed that he had a mole or the like appear on his penis (or, as she called it, his 'dilly-whacker'), so she grabbed his penis and bobbed it around like a joystick then said 'huh, it must have rubbed out'.

    The doctor dictated the encounter with quotations because he thought it needed to be saved for posterity. We agreed.

    There is too.much.wrong with this story.  ::::head explodes:::
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  • thejucheideathejucheidea member
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    AuntFlo said:
    thejucheidea said:

    We had a patient who was like 21, and one time, the doctor went in to examine him and his mom claimed that he had a mole or the like appear on his penis (or, as she called it, his 'dilly-whacker'), so she grabbed his penis and bobbed it around like a joystick then said 'huh, it must have rubbed out'.

    The doctor dictated the encounter with quotations because he thought it needed to be saved for posterity. We agreed.

    There is too.much.wrong with this story.  ::::head explodes:::
    Pretty much. And he was brain cancer, so it wasn't like she was going 'omfg he might have a melanoma lesion here'. It was just... something.

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  • alikatt17alikatt17 member
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    Umm.. I saw American Horror Story.  He's going to be reanimated and come back and kill her...
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  • Rebl90Rebl90 member
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    thejucheidea said:

    We had a patient who was like 21, and one time, the doctor went in to examine him and his mom claimed that he had a mole or the like appear on his penis (or, as she called it, his 'dilly-whacker'), so she grabbed his penis and bobbed it around like a joystick then said 'huh, it must have rubbed out'.

    The doctor dictated the encounter with quotations because he thought it needed to be saved for posterity. We agreed.

    So much wrong. 
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