Dear self,
I think you made OLW last week. Stop being an OLW hog.
-Self
Dear ear infection and sinus infection,
No, not dear. Ugh. Please get better ASAP. I feel like half of my head is disconnected from the other half of my head.
-I will be hopped up on meds for the next oh...5-6 days, guys
Dear pharmacy,
9 AM is really far away and I need some decongestant.
-Why did I wait to get it until today?
Dear RSVPers,
I said March 22nd. Get on this shiz, please.
-I really don't want to call all you slackers
Dear DJ,
I swear I will reply to your email within the next 3 days. I'm trying to figure out my songs, dangit!
-I'm glad we started this early because I'm scatterbrained.
Dear knotties,
We need grand entrance songs. That's the only song(s) we haven't picked. Any suggestions?
-Blue&White
I guess, to tell you the truth, I've never had much of a desire to grow facial hair. I think I've managed to play quarterback just fine without a mustache. - Peyton