I'm working behind the desk today. There is a shoe cubby near the desk. One of our customer's shoes (Not entirely sure which pair but I'm giving a pair of sneakers the stink eye) are releasing the most horrible, pungent odor I have smelled in ages. Imagine using a towel to soak up your armpit sweat, then leaving it in a pile of shit for a week. These shoes are just reeking of horrible body odor and shit with this slight wet smell (Like when it rains, and it's all muddy.) This isn't even close to typical shoe smell. These things need to be thrown away. The smell is spreading. GUYS IT'S SO FUCKING STRONG. Now I know how Chihiro felt in spirited away when that friggin stink spirit wanted a bath.
My coworker is desperately trying to help me with the smell. I sprayed the area with heavy duty odor eliminating lysol (When the clients were NOT in the room- this smells horrible but I am not rude enough to let the customers know that) and it did NOTHING. I've sprayed like 5 times now and this smell won't die! I currently have a candle between me and the keyboard and I'm keeping my face right by it. (Not noticeably leaning in, it's just right by me. You can't see me unless you walk right up and look down over the desk anyways) If I move my face it reeks. When I get home I am febreezing the carpet and lighting candles and just rolling around in the good smells.
Oh, and an unattended toddler (Sibling of the birthday girl) just broke something. It was a mug that we keep pens in for parents to sign forms. We were PROMISED that this kid would be watched. I'll just get back to sticking my face in this candle.
