I am NOT the father.

Re: I am NOT the father.

• banana468 member

  

  July 2018

  mrsconn23 said:

  Dear Prudence,
  
  My cousin, who is two years younger than me, is pregnant. Last week I found out she has been telling people I am the father. The two of us went on an overnight road trip to visit our grandmother around the time her baby would have been conceived. This trip was well documented on her social media. How do I get her to stop telling people I am the father? And how do I address people thinking I slept with her?
  
  —Baby Trip

  "Hey cuz - I want to put this rumor to bed.   I hear people thinking that I'm the baby's father and that's just ridiculous.   If people bring that up could you tell them how ridiculous that sounds and how nothing could be further from the truth?"
  
  To the rest "Are you for serious?" Insert bug out eyes, furrowed brow, head tilt, pursed lips to face.   Maybe even make reference to how you're nothing like Rudy Giuliani. 

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• climbingsingle member

  

  July 2018

  Erm, why is she telling people her COUSIN is the baby's father!? What in the hell?

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• ShesSoCold mod

  

  July 2018

  WHAT.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  THE.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  FUCK.

  
  

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• CharmedPam member

  

  July 2018

  As in she thinks she's being funny? The only thing LW CAN do is go around trying to spread the truth behind all her lies.

  
  

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• ShesSoCold mod

  

  July 2018

  I keep thinking about this. 
  
  And I'm very curious as to what the truth is, since this person feels better telling people that her freaking COUSIN is the father. Like, who actually is the dad, that would be worse than your family member? 
  
  

  
  

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• levioosa member

  

  July 2018

  ShesSoCold said:

  WHAT.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  THE.
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  
  FUCK.

  You beat me to it. 
  
  Wtf is wrong with her? I feel so bad for LW. What an awful shitty rumor. 
  
  Also this poor child. 

  
  

  
  

  

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• mrsconn23 member

  

  July 2018

  ShesSoCold said:

  I keep thinking about this. 
  
  And I'm very curious as to what the truth is, since this person feels better telling people that her freaking COUSIN is the father. Like, who actually is the dad, that would be worse than your family member? 
  
  

  Same.  I do have questions about the cousin's mental state.  Also, I am curious how the cousin is? (And LW for that matter)  

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• charlotte989875 member

  

  July 2018

  If I were LW I would contact the cousin re: banana's language, but then I'd also be cutting social media ties with cousin (and probably take any tags from that weekend down). 
  
  If cousin is thinking spreading this type of rumor is okay, who knows what else they're capable of. Take steps to protect yourself. 
  
  But also; what SSC said, WTF?!?!

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• knottie6d4869f8a27f170c member

  

  July 2018

  Did you sleep with your cousin? This is the key!! OMG...

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• Jen4948 member

  

  July 2018

  Sue cousin for slander.

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