Have we done this? (from the Royal Wedding board)
If you were attending the royal wedding and needed a fancy schmancy name, here's how to get it.
Take the first name of one of your grandparents, then hyphenate a childhood pet's name and the street on which you grew up for your last name. Preface it with 'Lord' or 'Lady' and there you are.
Mine: Lady Marie Bootsy-La Tijera.
Sounds more like a stripper than someone who would be announced at anything royal.