Open Letters

LittleKatie13 · April 2010

Dear Stomach,
Please stop rumbling and being super crazy hungry. I have fed you the normal amount and no, you are not getting ice cream, pizza, burgers, or any of the other things your craving. So stop now! You will enjoy the healthy lunch that I've packed because I said so.

Thanks,
Katie

LittleKatie13 · April 2010

Dear Stomach,
Please stop rumbling and being super crazy hungry. I have fed you the normal amount and no, you are not getting ice cream, pizza, burgers, or any of the other things your craving. So stop now! You will enjoy the healthy lunch that I've packed because I said so.

Thanks,
Katie

maria1012 · April 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_getting-shape_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding%20BoardsForum:238Discussion:70477f6c-f24e-499f-a26d-7746e11bf667Post:2e33a402-a345-4cd2-8fa8-a257e48b173b">Open Letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Dear Stomach, Please stop rumbling and being super crazy hungry. I have fed you the normal amount and no, you are not getting ice cream, pizza, burgers, or any of the other things your craving. So stop now! You will enjoy the healthy lunch that I've packed because I said so. Thanks, Katie
Posted by LittleKatie13[/QUOTE]

<div>DITTO this! I'm having one of those days too...and the office is having pizza for lunch. </div>

FutureMsAlexander · April 2010

Dear mysterious sickness,

This is really not a good time. You think it's a good time to rear your ugly head right in the middle of finals week and right before derby weekend? I actually like being able to breathe out of my nose. I also enjoy eating solid food and going to the gym. I would also like to be able to leave the couch sometime in the near future. Please go away.

Hugs and kisses,
Farrah

iamjoesgurl · April 2010

Dear Scale,

I think you are broken. At least I want to think you are broken. I lost 10 pounds and then gained 7 back, but I'm fitting into all of the same clothes. I mean, I have been lifting weights, but there is no way that I have gained that much in muscle. Hope you get fixed soon.

Sincerely,
IAJG

jennyp08 · April 2010

Dear Body;

Please stop feeling so exhausted and lazy. I only have so much self-discipline, and I've used it up to make you workout this week. Get with the program please--you were doing so well for so long, don't wimp out on me now!!

Also, thanks for slowly but surely slimming down. Its nice to be able to fit into a few tops that I haven't worn in about a year... now if you could do it some more, so that my old miniskirts fit, that would be great!!!

Jen

Steph0871 · April 2010

Dear Tap Water:

It's way past "snow melting time". I think the Mississippi river is completely melted. Can you please stop smelling like fish? I want to drink more of you, but you taste so terrible.

Love, Me.

FavoriteOne · April 2010

Dear car (my beloved Bam-Bam),
Please stop misbehaving. I realize it's in your nature. That's why I named you Bam-Bam. But honestly... you have to go to the doctor today because you keep not responding at traffic lights. I hope it's not your transmission that's the problem. Please be a good girl and tell the doc what's wrong with you today, and try to keep the cost down, K? I've got a wedding in less than 2 months.
Much love,
Favorite

FutureMsAlexander · April 2010

In Response to <a href="http://forums.theknot.com/Sites/theknot/Pages/Main.aspx/wedding-boards_getting-shape_open-letters?plckFindPostKey=Cat:Wedding BoardsForum:238Discussion:70477f6c-f24e-499f-a26d-7746e11bf667Post:485fd06d-e2fc-4f00-abd9-cea932426ff6">Re: Open Letters</a>:
[QUOTE]Farrah, thanks for reminding me about Derby weekend. I almost forgot! Posted by sugrad2007[/QUOTE]

Yay! It's going to be a rainy one though <img src="http://cdn.cl9.vanillaforums.com/downloaded/ver1.0/content/scripts/tinymce/plugins/emotions/images/smiley-frown.gif" border="0" alt="Frown" title="Frown" />

Chani09 · May 2010

dear rain:

go away so i can go running tomorrow please!

mehgank · May 2010

Dear sunburnt body:

I am so terribly sorry for mistreating you this weekend. I definitely feel the repurcussions (sp?) of not wearing enough sunscreen (even though I slathered on SPF 50 every half hour, but whatev). I promise to be more prepared the next time I go out on the boat with friends or back to the pool. Now that I have apologized, though, can you please stop stinging?

Oh, and one more thing, I really don't feel like going through the whole peeling process, so if you could just skip it, that would be great. Thanks!

sincerely, your terrible caretaker

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