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Seriously, hire the buff stripper guy as your driver. Or your plus one. @PrettyGirlLost - Hey! It's very hard to handle the bouquet. I mean really, you hand me a potential weapon and I can't whap peo… (View Post)

Send Miss Rudey McRuderson a photocopy of Monopoly money as a gift. Fake invite = fake gift. Then spend your money on some lovely alcohol. (View Post)

Yeah, we get similar bull. Granted, DD is my biological niece, but she's a medical special need kid. So the claims are she's an Eastern European adoption, send her back, etc... Bull. I've cheerfully … (View Post)

OH HELL NO! Cut those waste of oxygen masses off. Granted, having BTDT twice - I let my friend know that if she seriously left her ex, I would help her out and be friends again. Took a broken jaw and… (View Post)

Following etiquette - no real way. Granted, for certain people, the no ring, no bring rule is tempting. But, that's poor etiquette. Add in, what is the friendship worth? Telling her you can't stand h… (View Post)