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I'm going to be a little more honest than I usually would: I weigh over 200 pounds. And you know what? I rock the fuck out of my bikini.  (View Post)

My full story is sappy and gross, so I'll just give the summary: poetry class, freshman year of college. (View Post)

I get the dozen cars thing. At my last house, the neighbors would park right across the street from my driveway, which made it difficult to back out (we had a street only wide enough for about 1.5 ca… (View Post)

I really wish this were literally true. It would make shopping so much more fun if I could buy champagne to soothe the ache of trying on swimsuits.  (View Post)

Nobody touches my food baby. He is mine. His name is Bo(Jangles). /shoves entire biscuit in mouth because YUM (View Post)