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Bride and Groom were in a poetry class together. Bride threw herself shamelessly at Groom because he is incapable of picking up hints. When she sat on his lap and kissed him, he finally got the pictu… (View Post)

I made H dinner to celebrate having been married for a month, but that's partially because I don't have a job so I feel like a useless lump if I don't do stuff around the house. It wasn't even fancy,… (View Post)

I probably shouldn't be happy about this, but my shithead cousin finally got taken into police custody, which means my parents can sleep in their house without locking their bedroom door. Also means … (View Post)

Last weekend at a party, my hubs brought a dessert. Someone walked in and said, "Oh, Mexican Wedding Cookies! I love these!" and shoved one into his mouth before I could speak. His face th… (View Post)

So, you cook a potato until it is mushy, and then mix it with powdered sugar to make a dough. Then you roll it out flat, spread peanut butter on it, roll it up, and cut it into pinwheels. It doesn't… (View Post)