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I might splooge everywhere. These sound fucking orgasmic. (View Post)

HOLY SHIT I NEED YOUR RECIPES. (View Post)

I mean I guess you could say "this says it smells like a Peach Bellini but actually smells like a peach's ass, don't buy this shit" but I can't imagine making an entire career out of that. (View Post)

I'm writing a YA fantasy novel. It's going really well and I'm very excited about it! I expect to be finished with it within the next few weeks. (View Post)

Only play with friends who already know how secretly horrible you are. You definitely don't want your in-laws discovering you're secretly really into inappropriate sex jokes. (View Post)