Stay away from buses in Rome. There's a man there with a permanent limp who was behind me there. The bus was sardine-packed. He reached under my arm, grabbed my breast, and began to squeeze. No … (View Post)
I told my third grade teacher that my infant brother had died. When my parents asked me about it, I said it wasn't me. Teacher must have me confused with one of the other fifty kids in the class… (View Post)
So why not get married over Columbus Day weekend? At the very least, you'd have a couple of days after the wedding before going back to work. (View Post)