Stay away from buses in Rome. There's a man there with a permanent limp who was behind me there. The bus was sardine-packed. He reached under my arm, grabbed my breast, and began to squeeze. No room … (View Post)
I told my third grade teacher that my infant brother had died. When my parents asked me about it, I said it wasn't me. Teacher must have me confused with one of the other fifty kids in the class. I d… (View Post)
So why not get married over Columbus Day weekend? At the very least, you'd have a couple of days after the wedding before going back to work. (View Post)