Hold up, a person can't do the Color Run or other goofy themed run without wearing a tutu and taking selfies? FUCK, I guess that means I'll never do one. I think where people found your comment over … (View Post)
Kids are wonderful creatures. They are also DISGUSTING. Sticky, sticky, sticky. Keep your 18 month-old mouth away from me. I allow them hugs, if they want. The stickyness only gets about knee-high. (View Post)
This doesn't say whether they controlled for the manner in which the caffeine was administered--a person who drinks coffee-with-skim probably has different eating habits than a person who drinks full… (View Post)
FUN IS FOR ASSHOLES. I actually didn't even know the Color Run had any kind of charity affiliation at all. I thought it was just for the funsies so had I ever run one, any charitable aspect would've … (View Post)