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Despite hundreds of written orders forbidding this, my MIL turned up in an ivory gown. I was forced to kill her and hide the body in the caterer's freezer. As if I hadn't enough to do alrea… (View Post)

I once made the mistake (on a UK Bridal forum) of suggesting that the bride's intended wording on her invitations which went along the lines of "Nobody is to wear red. I am the only person … (View Post)

Well for starters, you don't get to control what your FMIL wears. Fact. However, if you also know she's prone to scene-stealing tricks then I fear you've fed the habit by sending out d… (View Post)

Your FI taking out a loan on a car is something that you need to deal with together. Your parents have no need or right to know about his finances. So for starters, stop over-sharing. (View Post)

Surrealism. It's a great trick if you can do it. If not (as in this example) effect rapidly descends into Something Nasty In the Woodshed.  (View Post)