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I'm in bed, and have been since 9:02 (...because going to bed when the clock reads 8:anything on a Friday seems pathetic, even for an old knocked up lady. Live it up for me girls! (View Post)

Well, a 10 page sex thread. Nice work, ladies! If sharing really does mean caring, then we freakin' love each other, don't we?! Oral - love it. Giving trumps receiving in my book. And I swallow 99% o… (View Post)

A few years ago I dressed up as a margarita and my BFF as a martini. That was fun :) (View Post)

I'm just sitting here hating you all as I drink my ginger ale. This whole "trying to be a responsible carrier for the fetus" is going to cramp the cocktailing style for at least another 8 m… (View Post)

But how can she tag herself? (View Post)