Body Glide: http://www.amazon.com/Bodyglide-Original-Anti-Chafe-Balm-2-5-Ounce/dp/B0043S06GI/ref=sr_1_1?s=sporting-goods&ie=UTF8&qid=1410557256&sr=1-1&keywords=body+glide (View Post)
Ditto PPs. I very rarely wear makeup and the airbrushed stuff felt like I wasn't wearing anything at all. I looked flawless all night - the only thing I had to touch up was my lipstick. (View Post)
You could try Slater Mill or Mystic Aquarium (just over the line in CT). If your idea of "offbeat" is just something other than a hotel located or country club, there are tons of options. (View Post)