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This entire post was hilarious, but my favorite part was the bolded. I laughed so hard my co-worker shot me a dirty look. And the comment about shoving a flat iron up Clara's (?) ass. Comedy gold. (View Post)

Oh yikes.... even I managed to find it. That's really really scary. Like terrifying. I'm not even all that smart with the interwebz. Anybody want to road trip to Canada? We can go in together on a .… (View Post)

"Dearly beloved but depressingly single friends, In case you weren't aware, you are single. I am tacky. And you are single. And I'm not single. I got married. Look at me. I'm married. And you a… (View Post)

I just had the greatest idea. Ever. Of my whole life. Can't we all just have life registries? We could just keep a running registry, adding and removing things as things take our fancy or fall out of… (View Post)

I personally never show up empty handed to any dinner or party I've been invited to. It doesn't matter the event. Just a weeknight dinner get together or big birthday party or whatever. I bring somet… (View Post)