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Ditto! Set fire to her vintage hat collection? Kicked her dog? Took her to a Nickelback concert? What was it??!!! (View Post)

@glasgowtolondon , it was just as horrible as you imagine, and an extremely long ceremony with me holding the heavy scepters praying my arms would last as they were shaking like leaves in a hurricane… (View Post)

I have sat through way too many "witty" and "humorous" toasts that are just insulting and uncomfortable. That's why I am highly in favor of short and sweet toasts. Mention how muc… (View Post)

I got rid of that monstrosity over a decade ago, but damn, that would be funny, and her sense of humor is just as twisted and fucked up as mine, she would laugh her ass off. (View Post)