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Wow. I fucking just can't. I have dropped off meals many times for friends that just had a baby. I've even done household chores or offered to sit with the baby for awhile so new mom can take shower … (View Post)

20 bucks these people will be the type to show up announced at a friend's home, with the kid in tow, and start demanding said friend child proof their home and demand they provide snacks and entertai… (View Post)

Wait, are cheerleaders required at weddings now? I seriously csn not keep up with all the latest trends. Can they cheer in their bridesmaids dresses or is s separate outfit required? (View Post)

I had better spelling when I was 7. Do your parents know where you are? (View Post)

Yeah...they will do that. Loki is notorious for looking cute to solicit pets, then attacking. I give him a firm, loud NO and push him away. I've also given him a tap on the nose a few times, that's o… (View Post)