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Hey, if Bridezillas want to pay her cold hard cash, I say good for you professional bridesmaid. A girl's got to put food on the table, I won't judge you. I will also give you a thumbs up for finding … (View Post)

@AddieCake Google Patton Oswalt and his bit about birthdays, you'll love it. (View Post)

I want a pony, will you all pitch in to buy me one? (View Post)

I would love to be able to flat out say "no kids" because I know too many people who think little precious should be welcome anywhere and everywhere and everyone else at the event should ba… (View Post)

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