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Don't half assed the hipster shtick, make sure you go all out and only serve PBR and artesian toast at your reception. And don't play any obscure bands that have been heard on KEXP, that means they'v… (View Post)

I was super excited to read this thread because I thought it would be about a cage match showdown between a flower girl and junior bridesmaid at the reception. That was a disappointment. (View Post)

The absolute last thing I would want is "marriage counseling " from a religion neck deep in misogyny (View Post)

Oh I see, because it's "been done" in your family a few times that somehow makes it universally okay all the time. Nevermind the guests that don't have an uncle to hang out with, or a hotel… (View Post)

Oh don't worry honey, you are a special unique snowflake and therefore basic rules of manners in no way apply to YOU because your situation is totes different than any of us mere mortals and you can … (View Post)